Don't be impressed, my friend. I used to work for a traveling carnival as the Weight-Guesser during the summers to help pay my way through college; developing finely-tuned psychic abilities was an unintended consequence and undisclosed occupational hazard of that line of work. Now, I am stuck with these 'gifts'; not sure if it is blessing or a curse.
OH!!! There you go again with the
Prince Albert...
knowing we are suffering during the PA rationing . Do you also wave raw meat before tigers, just for the sport of it?

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Sherm Natman