Toilet Paper Tycoon

[cosmicfolklore]

I have heard that men 25-55 probably won't show symptoms, but this will make it easier to spread it around. And, elderly and infants are the most at risk, and especially smokers. Not restricting yourself in some way could be endangering loved ones.
I would probably take it harder, because I usually always get lung diseases as they pass through, pneumonia, infections, walking pneumonia, etc... So, I am just being cautious.

 

[mikefu]

I'm planning on opening up a "Wipeeasy" with Prohibition-Style cocktails and rolls of TP sold out in the back alley. People will pay more for toilet paper when they are buzzed.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I'm planning on opening up a "Wipeeasy" with Prohibition-Style cocktails and rolls of TP sold out in the back alley. People will pay more for toilet paper when they are buzzed.

And, you should serve really cheap chili ...generate business.

 

[Elric]

And, you should serve really cheap chili ...generate business.

"Busting more ass than an incontinent man at a chili cookoff"

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[tbradsim1]

Hers how to make your toilet paper last, tear one sheet, poke a hole in middle, pass middle finger in hole, wipe butt with finger, fold paper over finger and gently wipe finger, VIOLA you’ve made a roll of toilet paper last a year.

 

[mikefu]

And, you should serve really cheap chili ...generate business.

I see a partnership in the future...

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Ha, before we found somewhere to buy toilet paper, Mrs. Cosmic and I were discussing options. One was using rags and washing them... I managed to spend an entire day looking... finding one WalMart 45 minutes away that had toilet paper. If we did the rags thing, I know who in this household would get the short end of the stick on washing them.

 

[mikefu]

Ha, before we found somewhere to buy toilet paper, Mrs. Cosmic and I were discussing options. One was using rags and washing them... I managed to spend an entire day looking... finding one WalMart 45 minutes away that had toilet paper. If we did the rags thing, I know who in this household would get the short end of the stick on washing them.

At least you live somewhere where leaves are either out or budding...here in CO all we have are pines and spruce this time of year. It works, but not well and only if you go with the grain.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

At least you live somewhere where leaves are either out or budding...here in CO all we have are pines and spruce this time of year. It works, but not well and only if you go with the grain.

We have access to tons of cobs, but those would hurt like hell. I'd turn to softening some junk mail and local newspapers before I'd use those.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

The shower is right next to the toilet.. I called a family meeting to discuss emergency procedure. We ready at my house.

 

[alaskanpiper]

We have access to tons of cobs, but those would hurt like hell. I'd turn to softening some junk mail and local newspapers before I'd use those.

You can always use snow. It's exhilarating.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Fortunately for us, living where we do, we already have a couple months worth of TP stocked up from our quarterly Costco run. However, there is no evidence of a TP buying frenzy here like there is elsewhere. Likely because most Alaskans are aware that there are dozens of things far more important than TP that one would need to survive for long periods without going to town, hahaha.

 

[Kozeman]

We have access to tons of cobs, but those would hurt like hell. I'd turn to softening some junk mail and local newspapers before I'd use those.

Interesting. Our corn cobs laying in fields are soft and fluffy covering on a good solid cylinder. Perfect other than you have to get rid of them afterwards.

 

[tbradsim1]

If you use cobs, try to use the white ones at the end,

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Truthfully most people in alabama probably havent been using toilet paper for that long, in the grand scheme. I know Ive heard a lot of stories about using the sears catalog exclusivley, back in the day.

 

[mso489]

In high school, in English lit, we were assigned to read Samuel Pepys' "The Journal of the Plague Year," about the bubonic plague in England during the sixteen hundreds, which is actually pretty interesting, especially if you don't read it as an assignment. We were also assigned to write essays about it. One of my classmates entitled his essay, "The Plague of the Journal Year." Our teacher, "Granny" Given, played grouchy but clearly enjoyed the joke.

 

[alaskanpiper]

In high school, in English lit, we were assigned to read Samuel Pepys' "The Journal of the Plague Year," about the bubonic plague in England during the sixteen hundreds, which is actually pretty interesting, especially if you don't read it as an assignment. We were also assigned to write essays about it. One of my classmates entitled his essay, "The Plague of the Journal Year." Our teacher, "Granny" Given, played grouchy but clearly enjoyed the joke.

Hope you still have your copy. You may need to wipe your ass with it soon.

 

[cigrmaster]

Anyone that does not use Pampers Hypoallergenic Baby Wipes to wipe their asses are heathens. Paper toilet paper is like using dead leaves.

 

[mortonbriar]

Anyone that does not use Pampers Hypoallergenic Baby Wipes to wipe their asses are heathens. Paper toilet paper is like using dead leaves.

Are you saying you smoke toilet paper?

 

[alaskanpiper]

Anyone that does not use Pampers Hypoallergenic Baby Wipes to wipe their asses are heathens. Paper toilet paper is like using dead leaves.