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Yeah... But was the subsequent expense worth it? Land mines, trip wires, an orbiting telescope, a gun tower with .50 cals added to your house, not to mention the cost of manning it. PLUS a rotating contingent of bodyguards.

Bullet-proof vests also get tiring to wear all the time.

Then there is the constant anxiety...

And all to "meet up for a smoke".

Daredevils like you are amazing.
Yeh, especially at 12 AM when the doorbell rings and there standing at the front door is a large hairy man in his underwear with his pipe in his hand staring at you when he says, “ Hey man, yo want to share a smoke?” Probably happens in Tennessee.
 

JOHN72

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What bothers me the most is when a Spaniard who doesn't know the English language uses a translator to communicate. It's like talking to a cigarette vending machine at an abandoned gas station in the middle of the desert. And on top of that, they boast of being the most handsome, posting a photo of a handsome smoker.
 
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cosmicfolklore

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What bothers me the most is when a Spaniard who doesn't know the English language uses a translator to communicate. It's like talking to a cigarette vending machine at an abandoned gas station in the middle of the desert. And on top of that, they boast of being the most handsome, posting a photo of a handsome smoker.
Is this a confession? I've long suspected you of being a cigarette machine, but...