There Are No Stupid Questions

[saintpeter]

I want to be cremated. Then have a hand loader load a round and put a sprinkling of my ashes on top of the powder. That way I can go hunting one last time.

 

[anotherbob]

But you must remember...I am saintpeter...I'll make sure he gets it at the "gates."

So in other words you love Orlik, but which style? My gut says this one. Orlik Racing Green 50g | Buy Orlik Pipe Tobacco at Smokingpipes - https://www.smokingpipes.com/pipe-tobacco/orlik/Racing-Green-50g/product_id/154475

 

[anotherbob]

I want to be cremated. Then have a hand loader load a round and put a sprinkling of my ashes on top of the powder. That way I can go hunting one last time.

Or you could let me use your femur as a club! That would give more then one last time.

 

[Casual]

Wait so it's not the new fangled word for magic??

No. You’re thinking of “gender.”

 

[Chasing Embers]

I intend to be cremated and have requested a big bag of fresh, un-popped popcorn kernels be hidden on me right before the process.

If i know im dying, I'm going to swallow a whole jar of unpopped popcorn just for my cremation.

 

[Humblepipe]

This thread has taken a dark turn.

 

[Chasing Embers]

This thread has taken a dark turn.

Is dark slang for hilarious??

I've read that dark humor is indicative of tendencies toward higher intelligence and low aggression. That makes this a gentle intellectual conversation.

 

[Humblepipe]

Is dark slang for hilarious??

I've read that dark humor is indicative of tendencies toward higher intelligence and low aggression. That makes this a gentle intellectual conversation.

Good point. Oh, and I didn't mean to say I wasn't enjoying it.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Good point. Oh, and I didn't mean to say I wasn't enjoying it.

I know.?

 

[brian64]

If i know im dying, I'm going to swallow a whole jar of unpopped popcorn just for my cremation.

The added bonus is just in case you're mistaken about the dying thing, that whole jar of unpopped corn should rectify your error.

This thread has taken a dark turn.

It's all that burnt popcorn.

 

[alaskanpiper]

 

[Chasing Embers]

The added bonus is just in case you're mistaken about the dying thing, that whole jar of unpopped corn should rectify your error.

Rectumfy?

 

[brian64]

Rectumfy?

I was wondering if you'd pick up on that.

You know if you go through with the popcorn thing, medical "science" will just add it to the anti-tobacco stats by saying you had popcorn lung.

 

[shanez]

Rectumfy?

Rectum? Hell. Killed 'em both!

(Punchline to a joke.)

 

[sandollars]

I know where my Exotic Orange is.

Embers, you CRACK ME UP!!!!!

 

[brian64]

Embers, you CRACK ME UP!!!!!

How do we know one of those doesn't belong to Jaytex?

 

[diamondback]

I’m imagining Embers’ mortician: “Mrs. Embers? Yeah, morgue here. Sorry to bother ya but we found two pounds of Penzance with Mr. Embers. Do you know anything about that?”

Mrs. Embers: “Oh! Yeah he probably forgot he had it with him.”

 

[brian64]

^ Oh great...now the Followers are going to be attempting to dig him up.

EDIT: Oh wait...sorry, I forgot he's being cremated. I can't keep up with all of this.

 

[jaytex1969]

How do we know one of those doesn't belong to Jaytex?

The cap'n would never stoop to pilferin' from a shipmate. It ain't BlackFrigate, after all....

 

[Humblepipe]

How did this thread start? I can't remember.