I got an email that there is a little something waiting for me at the post office...
Cool.
Patron Saint of Pipe Smokers
With my luck I’d get lost in the mail!
That’s sooooooo annoying. In my neighborhood we have porch pirates looking for stuff - so bad I had to get a PO Box.I had two media mail packages in a row get lost in the mail over the last couple months. It was incredible.
My wife is really into books and literature, and every year for our anniversary, I buy her a book. It's usually a hardback leather-bound classic, and more often than not I look for older prints since they are more likely to be bound using higher quality materials and techniques. To be sure I can find what I'm looking for, I start early. This year I had to buy three different copies of the same book (a 1977 printing of Alice in Wonderland by Easton Press) on ebay before one actually made its way to my house!
I would totally set booby trap packages. Touch it and get hit with some kind of raw chicken and milk dog poo stink bomb balloon or something.That’s sooooooo annoying. In my neighborhood we have porch pirates looking for stuff - so bad I had to get a PO Box.
Package has landed now just to wait till Christmas to open if I'm not patient.