The (Un)Official Secret Santa 2018 Thread!

[d4k23]

My "bball" team at home scream for presents, it's all in the eye of the beholder.

 

[woodsroad]

So this is what happens when you ask the Jewish kid to play Santa.

 

[wyfbane]

Dan, are you going to put a dreidel in with your tins?

 

[woodsroad]

Dreidel, schmeidel. I’m going to put a schmeer of whitefish salad in each tin!

 

[jaytex1969]

Arrgh... You just triggered a flashback of my grandfather making all of us eat pickled herring on New Year's.
Thanks, Dan-ta Claus. Now I have to go to my safe place and drink 100 proof Czech plum brandy until I am sedated.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Pickled herring- with or without cream: A dream!
BTW, Dan, I've asked several times to see more of your helper- the hot one in the opening photo.. I don't want to have "cauche-mars" (reference: Orient Express) so no more monsters, huh?
So there's no misunderstanding, she's the one in the middle.

 

[jaytex1969]

I found a pic from the other side, if it helps...

 

[mikethompson]

I'm not saying that you can order custom wrapping paper from a site like this, right here, and that if you happened to get Jay as a Secret Santa you could wrap your tins in that particular image, and then wrap the box in it, but, you know, you could.

 

[jaytex1969]

I like big butts and I can not lie....

 

[woodsroad]

BTW, Dan, I've asked several times to see more of your helper- the hot one in the opening photo.

John!

I answered that question back on Page 2!

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[haparnold]

I'll be putting my package in the mail tomorrow. Just gotta go pick up some Mixture 69 at my local B&M first...

 

[jpmcwjr]

Owwwww. I cannot unsee that image of the obese woman. Aaaaaahch! This is much better:

And, Dan, thanks very much for more images.... But there's another meaning of wanting to see more of that woman. But I'll leave all enough alone, and wish you all good night, and a pleasant tomorrow.

 

[d4k23]

Bombs away!!
Or actually that didn't go too well at the post office, so package is shipped!

 

[mikethompson]

Again, if someone were matched with John and was looking for custom paper...

 

[jaytex1969]

My package is off today, although there was no custom wrapping paper...

 

[wyfbane]

I am showing that I should receive my order on Wednesday. Should have my gift out in the mail by Thursday. Woo hoo!

 

[dethmutt]

Been Busy building my cellar, looking forward to playing next Xmas!

 

[glassjapan]

My gift is away. Amazing that you can fit a cow chip and rocky mountain oysters in a small priority box!?!

 

[mikethompson]

The wheels are really turning now. Lots of packages in the air!

 

[rmpeeps]

The packaged was sent out today via carrier hawk. Based on the target State, I just hope my victim knows how to count!!