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Andre_T

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Christmas Prezzies, what? Spoil someone’s Christmas? Rather!!!👍
Just signed up in the hope of blowing somebody’s Christmas socks off with some of the best/worst of British leaf (YMMV).
in return, here are my preferences:

Likes - St. Bruno.
Dislikes - Everything else & the French.

Just in case I get ‘paired up’ with Jean Pierre from Perpignan & for the sake of the ‘entente cordiale’ I’m only joking mon ami!🤥😃🤥

In the suspicious event that Santa ‘hasn’t’ got any St. Bruno for me, then any Virginia/Burley/Kentucky Flake or Plug will suffice.

Oh, one more thing chaps. If you do insist on sending along a hamper as well, fortnum & mason’s only please. Mother closed the account at the old shop (Harrods) the very same day that ‘loathsome little Egyptian’ took over….(her words not mine). She won’t hear mention of the ‘other place’ at the Christmas table, she really won’t….not even after grace!😳
As a man named Andre with a vacation house near Perpignan (Oms to be precise) I shake my fist at thee!
 

Andre_T

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Dec 17, 2018
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Oh dear, hoisted by one’s own petard! Lol
Je suis desolé Monsieur.😔
If you turn out to be my ‘recipient’ I shall make amends by throwing in an extra tin, along with a string of onions & a nice berét.👍
Could I have a certain piece of art instead?
 

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edger

Lifer
Dec 9, 2016
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You bastidges need to cut the adolescent humor long enough to tell us newbs how the hell this works. Will I be assigned a recipient and some idea of what he/she likes? If they are overseas, canI send them tobacco? How much $ (value) is appropriate?
Some of us need a tutorial, damnit!
 
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Lifer
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You bastidges need to cut the adolescent humor long enough to tell us newbs how the hell this works. Will I be assigned a recipient and some idea of what he/she likes? If they are overseas, canI send them tobacco? How much $ (value) is appropriate?
Some of us need a tutorial, damnit!
 

edger

Lifer
Dec 9, 2016
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Mayer AZ
Thanks! I'm old and doddering and missed the "instructions".
 
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