Christmas Prezzies, what? Spoil someone’s Christmas? Rather!!!
Just signed up in the hope of blowing somebody’s Christmas socks off with some of the best/worst of British leaf (YMMV).
in return, here are my preferences:
Likes - St. Bruno.
Dislikes - Everything else & the French.
Just in case I get ‘paired up’ with Jean Pierre from Perpignan & for the sake of the ‘entente cordiale’ I’m only joking mon ami!
In the suspicious event that Santa ‘hasn’t’ got any St. Bruno for me, then any Virginia/Burley/Kentucky Flake or Plug will suffice.
Oh, one more thing chaps. If you do insist on sending along a hamper as well, fortnum & mason’s only please. Mother closed the account at the old shop (Harrods) the very same day that ‘loathsome little Egyptian’ took over….(her words not mine). She won’t hear mention of the ‘other place’ at the Christmas table, she really won’t….not even after grace!