The (Un)Official PipesMagazine Secret Santa Thread 2022!

[jaytex1969]

 

[jaytex1969]

 

[jaytex1969]

 

[mikethompson]

Good Morning bump, as this thread has no business NOT being on page 1 of the newest thread page.

 

[SBC]

 

[SBC]

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Better be nice this year...

 

[bullet08]

I should mention that I'll be playing this stupid game engaging in heartfelt holiday generosity again this year. I think this will be my ninth year in hell season with all of you miscreants you, my dear friends.

I prefer anything that you pull out of the dumpster behind Tinderbox. Better yet if it has two week old coffee mixed with cigar ashes spilled on it. If you don't have a Tinderbox near you, something from the "smoke shop" (for those in free-trade states) will suffice. Otherwise, just raid you grandparent's meds cabinet for something that has a "Do not operate a motor vehicle or make important decisions while taking this medication" sticker on it.

As you were.

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I would like a picture proof of her peeing in my tobacco. Paper bag over her head is optional.

 

[Bengel]

 

[jguss]

Quite right!
As long as the chaps leave…Julie Andrews alone

I think that’s a safe bet at least as far as I’m concerned.

 

[jaytex1969]

 

[jaytex1969]

 

[trouttimes]

 

[mikethompson]

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I'm feeling somewhat targetted

 

[SBC]

I'm feeling somewhat targetted

False alarm -- the Annunciation was on March 25.
You may proceed.

 

[mikethompson]

Secret Santa can continue!

 

[Bengel]

 

[trouttimes]

 

[Bengel]

I think that’s a safe bet at least as far as I’m concerned.

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Suit yourself

 

[mikethompson]

@Bengel do you have a time machine?

Follow up question, can I borrow it?