The (Un)Official PipesMagazine Secret Santa 2021!

[woodsroad]

Is it the camel toes?

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Can we please keep politics out of this?

 

[mikethompson]

@jaytex what kind of Google search term do you use to come up with these?

"Santa camel chorus line" ?

 

[trouttimes]

 

[jaytex1969]

what kind of Google search term do you use to come up with these?

I believe you will find Bengal to be the culprit in that posting...

 

[PipeIT]

Wooo my package arrived, I shook it a bit like a kiddie all excited, but I’ll be patient and wait, the Force is with me! LOL ?

Thanks Santa!

 

[JKoD]

Watching the shipping of your package is sometimes worrisome. Knowing the post office can “depart a distribution center to its destination” only to “arrive at same distraction center 3 days later…hmmmm…. Unless the recipient of the package is a super spy. ?‍ ?

Really, the world is watching packages get shipped. And - we all wonder WTF - What the FedEx? Apparently that shit is contagious… post office is infected, too.

A word from our friendly package sponsors…

 

[sablebrush52]

Checked the tracking info on my package and it was delivered on the 6th. No word from the recipient, so I assume the contact detonator worked as expected

 

[PipeIT]

I assume the contact detonator worked as expected

 

[JKoD]

Man - looks like someone ordered Esoterica and discovered what it really was… ?‍

 

[trouttimes]

 

[captainsousie]

Well now that mine has started the postal service journey, I'll give a bit of a shout out to my Santa...and Santa he is. If you go with the standard interpretation of the name, he would be a saint...without the canonization. A beautifully wrapped package with a great card along with and a set of tobaccos that are beyond generous. Thank you @SBC Santa! I.

 

[captainsousie]

I'm truly blessed to have a santa like him. And I didn't even mention the nice chocolates that were in the package.

 

[JKoD]

Did somebody say goat?

 

[JKoD]

They said goat!!!

 

[captainsousie]

They said goat!!!

Just remember, KAJ says "goats don't dance."

 

[JKoD]

Just remember, KAJ says "goats don't dance."

What????

 

[captainsousie]

What????

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://nba.nbcsports.com/2021/12/05/kareem-abdul-jabbar-calls-out-lebron-for-big-balls-celebration-goats-dont-dance/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwj9idnNu930AhXPlIkEHYZdBPIQFnoECAcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3Sq7r2BdRNLFV3OF4fnDqM

 

[bluegrassbrian]

My parcel is taped up and will be shipped out early this coming week. It's not traveling too far so it should arrive in a speedy manner.

Keeping my peepers peeled for my gift box daily!

 

[mikethompson]

My package has moved to a different post office! Hey progress is progress right?

 

[Bengel]

Is it the camel toes?

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Did someone say camel toe?