DON'T FREAKIN' DO IT MAN!
(That's the short answer).
When Bob & I were at the Chicago Pipe Show, Mark Ryan, the owner of L.A. Poche Perique Tobacco gave a seminar on Perique tobacco.
He also handed out samples of Perique leaves straight from the fermenting barrel. They were in heat-sealed plastic bags. I got two of them.
I cut one open a few weeks ago to dry out, as it was still wet from the barrel fermentation.
Every time I walked past it, I was a little scared to try it.
Last night, my courage and adventurism was fueled by Martinis, and I decided to give it a try.
I cut the leaf up with scissors first. Then I got out my best butcher knife and chopped it up into medium size chunks.
I loaded a pipe about 8/10ths of the way with the straight Perique, and then topped it off with Mac Baren's Acadian Perique blend.
When I got to the straight Perique, I found out why they call it a "condiment tobacco".
Imagine if you were grilling a nice chicken breast, or a steak, and you added some pepper to it.
That would make it taste better.
Now imagine you just poured out a spoon full of pepper and ate it by itself.
That is what it was like smoking the straight Perique.
After less than two minutes, I dumped it and called Bob to warn him.
The conversation went like this.
Kevin: "Dude, don't shmoke the shtraight Perique!"
Bob: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ... I told you man!"
Kevin: "I had a few martinis and decided to try it."
Bob: "Maybe you're lucky that you numbed your mouth a little with the drinks."
Kevin: ... *THUD*
[I embellished the last part.]
(That's the short answer).
When Bob & I were at the Chicago Pipe Show, Mark Ryan, the owner of L.A. Poche Perique Tobacco gave a seminar on Perique tobacco.
He also handed out samples of Perique leaves straight from the fermenting barrel. They were in heat-sealed plastic bags. I got two of them.
I cut one open a few weeks ago to dry out, as it was still wet from the barrel fermentation.
Every time I walked past it, I was a little scared to try it.
Last night, my courage and adventurism was fueled by Martinis, and I decided to give it a try.
I cut the leaf up with scissors first. Then I got out my best butcher knife and chopped it up into medium size chunks.
I loaded a pipe about 8/10ths of the way with the straight Perique, and then topped it off with Mac Baren's Acadian Perique blend.
When I got to the straight Perique, I found out why they call it a "condiment tobacco".
Imagine if you were grilling a nice chicken breast, or a steak, and you added some pepper to it.
That would make it taste better.
Now imagine you just poured out a spoon full of pepper and ate it by itself.
That is what it was like smoking the straight Perique.
After less than two minutes, I dumped it and called Bob to warn him.
The conversation went like this.
Kevin: "Dude, don't shmoke the shtraight Perique!"
Bob: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ... I told you man!"
Kevin: "I had a few martinis and decided to try it."
Bob: "Maybe you're lucky that you numbed your mouth a little with the drinks."
Kevin: ... *THUD*
[I embellished the last part.]