Storient Meerschuams Slogan Contest - Win a Pipe

[tokerpipes]

Lol.

 

[thatbeetleguy]

Tokerpipes, I know your pain (I've been unemployed since April). But thankfully I have an "allowance" that supports me and some of my adventures.

what about our policy of using stricly selected Sarısu(literally the best quality in the world) meerschaums blocks and they are even eliminated..it would be nice if slogan could both include the engineering and the quality.

I feel embarrassed that, being trained as a research scientist, I didn't research well enough for this contest.
With that said, lets see if these are suitable...
"Storient: If it's not the King of Meerschaum pipes, it's not worth smoking."
"Storient: Engineering High Quality Meerschaum Pipes since 2004".
"Storient: Engineering and Quality making Art Since 2004."
"Storient: Where Engineering and Quality make Art."
"Storient Meerschaum Pipes: The Finest Quality And Engineered Sarisu Pipes Since 2004."
"Storient Meerschaum Pipes: Providing World-Class Quality Sarisu Pipes Since 2004."
"Storient: Meershaum Pipes Worthy of Today's And Tomorrow's Museums."
Once again, if I post someone else's slogan, I apologize in advance.
@Ohiopuffer: Awesome slogan!

 

[lankfordjl]

Storient, The Name for Beauty and Perfection

 

[hobie1dog]

Yavuz: is your head spinning yet? :laughat:

 

[lankfordjl]

There's no better Meerschaum than a Storient.

 

[hobie1dog]

144 replies.....wow 8O

 

[barkar]

STORIENT Best pipes. Best story.

 

[barkar]

STORIENT - Quality first.
STORIENT - Often copied never duplicated.

 

[kabong30]

Artistry, Tradition, Storient

 

[juvat270]

The Art of Meerschaum Defined. Storient.
Or you could go for something more aggressive...
If you're not smoking a Storient meerschaum. F*** you.

 

[numbersix]

Storient - smashing job—that was very generous of you. Impressive. Here's one more for you:
"Storient Meerschaum: Like no other."
I haven't read all of the other entries - so apologies if someone already used this one.

 

[lazydog]

Storient Meerschaum Pipes. Rare quality, honest value.

 

[kabong30]

^

That's a good one!

 

[jchaplick]

Storient: yoda smokes them
Just for laughs

 

[crk69]

Sarisu Meerschaum... The rock of ages expertly carved for you at Storient...

 

[kabong30]

Craftsmanship that is carved in stone.

 

[kennyjo]

Storient, the story of brilliant
Too lazy to read all the post....

Is mine similar to anyone's?

 

[batdemon]

Storient: The Definition of Perfection

 

[digitalshave]

Storient. Every pipe tells a story.
Hopefully nothing similar already posted...didn't have a chance to read all the replies.

 

[crispy]

Wow! There's too many replies to read! If I copy someone I apologize, it's unintentional.
Storient: Masterful Meerschaums
or
Your Storient begins here.
or
Storient: Modern Legends of Meer
I was also working on something about "white supremacy" but let's just leave that one alone. lol ::