Storient Meerschuams Slogan Contest - Win a Pipe

[peteguy]

Storient - Where clicking refresh on meerschaumpipe.us doesn't speed up the process for the PM forum pipe.
Sorry couldn't resist.
Great suggestions btw.

 

[baronsamedi]

I have seen one of them. Can't telly you where. It's a secret. :wink:

 

[morton]

Storient Pipes : Art from the Earth

 

[baronsamedi]

Yep. I'd rather have good than fast any day.

 

[tokerpipes]

Craving the carved, smoke a Storient.

 

[cynyr]

Storient: A joy now, a treasure forever. (Trying to work off the old tag "A thing of beauty is a joy forever")
Storient: Purchase an heirloom.
Storient: Where form meets function.
FWIW, I really like kennerth's submission "Storient Meerschaums are not mere pipes!" - brings to mind Magritte's "Ceci n'est pas une pipe"
It's a great contest, and storient is a gentleman for giving us a shot at it. When I buy a new meer, (and that day is coming!) it will be a Storient!

 

[ontario]

Rise of the White Goddess.

 

[gwtwdbss]

Storient Meer's. Carving a legacy that lasts for generations.

 

[thatbeetleguy]

Well, I gonna throw my hat into this contest then...
"Storient: Artwork in your hands."
"When you crave a meerschaum, crave for a Storient meerschaum pipe."
"Storient: Maximum engineering in unpeered artwork."
"Storient: Maximum engineering for quality smoke and unpeered artwork."
"Storient Meerschaum pipes: They don't make'm until you order'em."
"The finest crafted pipes with over 200 years of history"
"Storient: The finest 'sea form' pipes money can buy."
"Storient: The finest crafted pipes money can buy."
"Storient: Museum worthy pipes of today."
"Storient: It's good enough for you and your grandchildren."
"Storient: The Block that can't be fought."
"Storient: Resistance is futile."
"Storient: Smoke one if you want to live."
"Storient: A smoke worthy of many generations."
If I accidentally use someone else's post, I apologize (It took me a while to type these down).

 

[peteguy]

I know and understand Storient. Not a problem.
Here is my legit response:
Storient - Master Carvers * Carving Masterpieces.

 

[nsfisher]

Storient; Carress your smoking pleasure

 

[ohiopuffer]

"Storient:The only place to put your baccy."

 

[hobie1dog]

Storient:
Passion Transformed By Design
Provoke your imagination
Unique Pipes Of Integrity
Extraordinary Meershaum
The Pure Enjoyment Of Life

 

[tokerpipes]

It's not MEER-presure if its a Storient.

 

[thatbeetleguy]

Thought of another one:

"Storient Meerschaum Pipes: Engineered for Excellence since 2004."

 

[brian64]

Storient Meerschaum Mastery & Magic

 

[irishsmoker]

Storient Engineered for quality.

 

[tokerpipes]

Storient we don't ask for much...just quality.

 

[tokerpipes]

If it ain't Storient, its crap.

 

[hobie1dog]

tokerpipes, are you going for the most entries 2nd Place Award? :laughat: