Storient Meerschuams Slogan Contest - Win a Pipe

[shaintiques]

"Storient Meerschaums, carved by the masters, recognized by the connoisseur, smoked by you."

 

[baronsamedi]

Storient Meerschaum: Legends of Meerschaum, United for You!
Stoient: The White Goddess Commands It!
Storient: The Best Carvers, The Best Block, The Best, Period.

 

[captainsousie]

Ok, one more.
Storient...the true Turkish delight

 

[captainsousie]

Yes, it is trite and overused...but somebody had to throw it out.
Storient, because well behaved pipe carvers rarely make history. (with apologies to Laurel Thatcher Ulrich)
If I was really going to play on the Turkish theme I would have done something like "Storient, Atatürk would have wanted one."

 

[sailorsmoke]

Storient, Meerschaum Masterpiece

 

[damnyak]

storient pipes - Enjoy the difference Craftsmanship makes"

 

[damnyak]

"over 280 years of history in every bowl"

 

[tokerpipes]

Storient the coloring you want from a meer.

 

[thesmokindragon]

Oh sweet Meerschaum, take me away; Storient

 

[sailorsmoke]

Storient my man, this is a great idea. I may need to use this same tactic when its time to begin my own business.

 

[thesmokindragon]

Storient Meerschaum Pipes; The Pearl in the Oyster

 

[tokerpipes]

Storient, you smoke em and it draws the right attention from the ladies. Place your order now and overnight it so you can get the girl you want.
Lol.

 

[baronsamedi]

the panty thing was a joke right ?

It better be, or I'm coming to live with you when my wife throws me out! :rofl:

 

[tokerpipes]

Storient, Bing would smoke one.
Storient, eat your heart out Grabow.
Storient, meers carved right.

 

[thesmokindragon]

Set sail to meet your Venus of the Sea; Storient Meers

 

[cortezattic]

Storient, the cream of the crop.
-- or --
Genuine Block Meerschaum, Genuine Artistry, Genuine Smoking Pleasure

 

[thesmokindragon]

Just Meer It! ; Storient
(sorry Nike, I had to do it for a Meer ;-)

 

[tokerpipes]

Storient, just smoke it.- that's more like NIKE.

 

[thesmokindragon]

Meers so good, make u wanna slap yo momma!
Ok-ok, I'm done; win or lose I'm gonna PM Storient for a new pipe now ;-)

 

[bigmike]

Storient, "Claws of Pleasure"