So, Uh... I Drove To Mars Cigars Today

[puff_not_snuff]

so it's a chronic issue?

Mine or hers?

 

[anotherbob]

Mine or hers?

I don't remember so I'am gonna go with both.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I got pissed off with WalMart the other day, so I decided to start doing all of my shopping with this Amazon I hear so much about. I drove around for six hours... why do they make them so damned hard to find?

 

[anotherbob]

I got pissed off with WalMart the other day, so I decided to start doing all of my shopping with this Amazon I hear so much about. I drove around for six hours... why do they make them so damned hard to find?

cause they're clearly in Brazil. You know where they named a river after the company cause it's in their forest.

 

[georged]

cause they're clearly in Brazil. You know where they named a river after the company cause it's in their forest.

Yup. Which is the same sort of reason one can find Mars Cigars by driving around in a car.

Look UP. Mars is out there.

Like, duh...

 

[anotherbob]

Yup. Which is the same sort of reason one can find Mars Cigars by driving around in a car.

Look UP. Mars is out there.

Like, duh...

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precisely that's why everyone needs a flying car.

 

[georged]

I meant:

"Yup. Which is the same sort of reason one canN'T find Mars Cigars by driving around in a car."



Stinkin' edit lock, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways...

Easy. A googolplex to the googolplex power.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

I got pissed off with WalMart the other day, so I decided to start doing all of my shopping with this Amazon I hear so much about. I drove around for six hours... why do they make them so damned hard to find?

The meaning of your metaphor might be harder to find.

 

[mingc]

I got pissed off with WalMart the other day, so I decided to start doing all of my shopping with this Amazon I hear so much about. I drove around for six hours... why do they make them so damned hard to find?

Amazon's actually opening physical stores . . .

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Amazon's actually opening physical stores . . .

So, like maybe if I had of driven to Nashville six more months into the future...

 

[mingc]

So, like maybe if I had of driven to Nashville six more months into the future...

In the Delorean, yup!

 

[Rigidman]

This is what I am scared of, B&M's closing their doors. I have a feeling that new federal regs will eliminate online tobacco sales in which case we will need our local B&M's to supply our needs. This is the prime reason I cellar tobacco. I can't emphasize enough how much our local tobacconists need our support.

Jeeze!! Just got back into smoking a pipe and now they want to take it away. I wish they'd get a clue before making stupid new laws. I guess the constitution is turning into just words on an old piece of paper.