I wear a jacket and hat because my wife hates the smell of smoke. She isn’t shy about expressing it either. She’s got the odor sensitivity of a pregnant woman.
I don’t smoke very often. Just started last year, 1-2 per month or less in winter. I expect it to pick up in the summer. So my “smoking ritual” is probably more fiddly than practical for you “real” pipe smokers.
I try to wear a sacrificial outer layer:
- I wore a wool coat and winter hat last night because it was 45° F. Thinking I might get a wool smoking blanket…
- I wear a baseball cap and light outer layer when it is warmer.
When I smoke I usually spend more than 1/2 the bowl sitting in the garage with the door open, reading a book. Last night it was two bowls so I could finish my book.
When I come in: I take off the jacket and hat, wash my face and/or apply a little sandalwood beard oil, and brush teeth/tongue. She hasn’t commented yet about lingering smell on me (except 2-3x when I had the freshly used the pipe in the pocket of my jeans).
i’m curious about hiding the smell so I’ve sort of requested that she to actively complain about it.
The ritual seems to be working. Got a few kisses with no complaints of smoke.
Smoke is all I can taste right now though… (not complaining)