Being sarcastic. I’m the first one to buy a nice high grade artisan pipe. I’ve spent more than enough money on my pipe collection, but god damn this is to me. Beautiful piece, but for a fairly new Chinese artisan seems pricey!
https://www.smokingpipes.com/pipes/new/xu-hai/moreinfo.cfm?product_id=293464
https://www.smokingpipes.com/pipes/new/xu-hai/moreinfo.cfm?product_id=293464