Really Bad Names for Tobacco...

[rmpeeps]

Bald Headed Teacher

4th grade, and her wig came off!!
True story.
NO WAY I could even attempt to smoke that stuff!!
Just sounds nasty!!

 

[hauntedmyst]

Dan Tobaccos Black Leaves Matter : A rich, culturally insensitive blend of Latakia and Black Cavendish.

 

[3rdguy]

Jeffrey Dahmer’s Head & Shoulders Plug
Toe Cheese Twist
Truck Stop Mystery Blend
Roundup Overspray Delight

 

[twangthang]

Punk
Skin Flake
Formunder’s Ready Rubbed

 

[cohibajoe]

Blowhole
Hershey Highway

 

[elpfeife]

C and D actually have one on the books called Intercourse.

 

[--dante--]

Old Sock

 

[Elric]

Bubonic Flake, now with extra Tooth Darkener

 

[ofafeather]

Bonito Flake
Diuretic Mixture
Emesis Aromatic
Hair Plug
Happy Green Boogie
Cow Medallions
Third Degree

 

[magicpiper]

Dark Mierda Flake
Acme Pipe Tobacco
Mange Mixture
Peterson Putrified Plug
C&D Grandpas Dark Dentures

 

[renfield]

In the Strange But True category;

Nording Seaweed
Nording Tumbleweed.

What am I supposed to expect these to taste like?

 

[petes03]

Duck Farts and Frog Flippers

Dumpster Fire

Hitler’s Hangover

Pinesol & Pigs Feet

Meth Head’s Medley

Crusty Old Crab Cake

Maggot Mash Up

Brown Streak Twist

Freddy’s Elm Street Dream

Potluck

Granny’s Undergarments

 

[bullet08]

that should be hitler's headache. heard he bought himself a hole in the head.

 

[petes03]

that should be hitler's headache. heard he bought himself a hole in the head.

That’s a good one!

 

[hawky454]

GL Pease - Vagina Cream

 

[workman]

In the Strange But True category;

Nording Seaweed
Nording Tumbleweed.

What am I supposed to expect these to taste like?

I've actually bought a tin each of those.

 

[workman]

Leper's Nipple Twist
Inbred Siblings' Shag
Matured Butt Plug
Onion Breath Delight
Doggy Style Creampie

 

[tobefrank]

Vulvic Cream Flake
Butt Plug
Douchebagpiper's Dream

 

[briarbuck]

Haggis flake

Shitts Creek slices

Urinal cake

 

[canucklehead]

Blue Angel (fart lighting)

Blue angel (tobacco)