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Lifer
Feb 1, 2010
4,006
20,750
Chicago
  • John Cotton's Double Pressed Fermunda Cake
  • Cornell & Diehl: Old Joe Krantz Colostomy Cavendish
  • Cornell & Diehl: Ghetto Morning, as a follow up to the successful Plantation Evening, this one has sweet hints of grape drink, Boones Farm, old urine and despair.
  • Social Justice Jubilee: In spite of failing to meet any of its objectives to be a great tasting, smooth smoking, unifying blend and not being sure if it's an English, an Aromatic, a plug or a flake or a shag cut (it prefers to be blend non-conforming) it considers itself oppressed and offended by the other successful tobaccos and does so with rage, smug self satisfaction and virtue signaling while the rest of the parent companies blends carry the financial load.


Millennial Tobacco Company products:

The Mixers

  • Smoked Bean Latakia
  • Tastes like Virginia Tofu
  • Dark Fired Seaweed Burley
  • Agave nectar Seaweed Burley Cavendish
  • Soybean Orientals
(No animals were harmed in the making of this list. Several committed suicide at the thought of smoking them)