Really Bad Names for Tobacco...

[CarbonCake]

Old Man's Balls

its my catch all for the bits of tobacco left after loading a bowl. I was bored and made some tin art for the jar. Its actually a decent smoke ?

 

[Country Bladesmith]

Old Man's Balls

its my catch all for the bits of tobacco left after loading a bowl. I was bored and made some tin art for the jar. Its actually a decent smoke ?

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You have entirely too much time on your hands! ?

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Mixture 69

 

[olkofri]

Propylene Glycol & Not Much Else

Lane's BCA!!!

 

[hauntedmyst]

• John Cotton's Double Pressed Fermunda Cake
• Cornell & Diehl: Old Joe Krantz Colostomy Cavendish
• Cornell & Diehl: Ghetto Morning, as a follow up to the successful Plantation Evening, this one has sweet hints of grape drink, Boones Farm, old urine and despair.
• Social Justice Jubilee: In spite of failing to meet any of its objectives to be a great tasting, smooth smoking, unifying blend and not being sure if it's an English, an Aromatic, a plug or a flake or a shag cut (it prefers to be blend non-conforming) it considers itself oppressed and offended by the other successful tobaccos and does so with rage, smug self satisfaction and virtue signaling while the rest of the parent companies blends carry the financial load.

Millennial Tobacco Company products:

The Mixers

• Smoked Bean Latakia
• Tastes like Virginia Tofu
• Dark Fired Seaweed Burley
• Agave nectar Seaweed Burley Cavendish
• Soybean Orientals

(No animals were harmed in the making of this list. Several committed suicide at the thought of smoking them)

 

[SoddenJack]

Fulton Fish Market
Virginia Yeast Infection
Ted Bundy’s Private Blend

 

[desrtrat68]

Booty Sweat
Lane Limited: WTF?
I Coulda Had An English
Protestant
Olongapo Nights
Walk of Shame
Ghost Pepper Flake

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

Hockey Bag blue - If the smell doesn't kill ya the taste will!
Regurgitation - It keeps you coming back for more.
Porcelain Throne

 

[jguss]

Dunhill's new Celebrity Series:

Nancy Walker's Plug

Mickey Rourke's Dandruff Flake

 

[briarbuck]

Sea-men shag

 

[Mr.Mike]

Weezell's gym socks

 

[Mr.Mike]

Dingleberry Dreamsicle

I think this one takes the prize

 

[prairiedruid]

Donner Party Special Cake

 

[jpmcwjr]

Depends Flake

 

[saltedplug]

This thread is a hoot!

 

[saltedplug]

Toe-jam Delight
Mexican Hairless Armpit Sludge
Sewage Snacks
Perfumed Pig

 

[elessar]

Bikini Salt
Ebineezer's Excitement
War Horse Gangrene
Gasleak
Cornell & Diehl Sea Scoundrels Collection: Chum

 

[jaytex1969]

Heinrich's Peter Short & Curly Block
GL Pease Fouled Plug
Rattray's Wynd O' The Bowel
Esoterica And So To The Head
Mac Baren HH Mold, Dark Fired
Samuel Gawith Uber Driver's Mixture

 

[sittingbear]

Chafin' Manor
Dunhill Fake
Pressed-Between Mixture
Floor Shavings
Nightcrap
Anything by "Corner Deal" or "Greg, Please!"
... and a number that I cannot post here. ?

 

[sittingbear]

Your Daughters and Ryan
Assley's Royal Tooter
Ben Gay Slices
Rat trap's Old Cowpie
St. Burno
Three Ex-Nuns