Really Bad Names for Tobacco...

[supdog]

Gwenith Paltrow's Candle

John Cotton's Smegma

 

[petes03]

Roadkill

Skunk Ape

Leprechaun’s Booty

Liver & Onions

Charnel House

Summer’s Eve

Killing Floor

North Korean Holiday

Old Osama’s Taliban Toby

Sadam’s Baghdad Basma Bomb

 

[Franco]

Breaking Wind Ready Rubbed
Colonoscopy Mornings Plug
Bowel Bowl Flake
Covid19 Special English

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

HAHAHA @petes03
Summers Eve

 

[Elric]

Fishgut Flake
Turd Ferguson Rope
Skunk Gland Ready Rubbed
Rattray's Jockstrap Mixture
Volcanic Viscera Plug
Old Bus Sweat Select

 

[timelord]

Durian Surprise

 

[garageboy]

Junkyard Dawg

That's not a new dagner blend?

 

[briarbuck]

Turd Ferguson rope...lol

 

[HitchensDog]

Mummy Dust
Smells Like Teen Spirit
I Hate Sand
That Mailroom Guy
Snakeskin Fireweed

I would buy a tobacco called Snakeskin Fireweed for sure. haha Personally, I think that would be a great pipe tobacco name.

 

[briarbuck]

Short and Curlies

 

[HitchensDog]

These are all hilarious. What a great thread.

 

[anotherbob]

I thought this post was about real blends that are on the market. Like that one F&K blend (you'll find it if you look). Or half the D&R blends Cockstrong for example.

 

[anotherbob]

blends named after astrological signs would have one big miss. Gemini not bad for a name or even capricorn (even if it's a sea goat), but Cancer would be a terrible name for a blend.

 

[BROBS]

Backdoor Brownies

 

[BROBS]

Best Brown #2 ?

 

[Ctbill]

Can’t add - laughing to hard to type!!!?