Really Bad Names for Tobacco...

[briarbuck]

Gefilta Fish
Springtime in Hoboken
Cheese

 

[Duke of Erinmore]

Elephant Dung

 

[sandollars]

Junkyard Dawg

 

[radrick96]

Prince Albert

 

[mso489]

Harsh But Not Tasty
Wet Cardboard Reserve
Light Me If You Can
Gold Moldy
The Horse Dropped This
Oppressive Sweets
Virginia Huh!
Goodness Has Nothing To Do With It
Incensed Incense
Nicotine Coma
The English Sent It Back
Va Purloin
Lotta Latta Data Dupe

 

[Bowie]

Mummy Dust
Smells Like Teen Spirit
I Hate Sand
That Mailroom Guy
Snakeskin Fireweed

 

[kcghost]

My god, you good write these for hours.

 

[briarbuck]

Mummy Dust
Smells Like Teen Spirit
I Hate Sand
That Mailroom Guy
Snakeskin Fireweed

Harsh but not tasty lol

I will add "Spongeworthy"...

 

[Casual]

Gurgler’s Dream

Incurable Ghost

Goopy Mess

Holly’s Non Plus Ultra

 

[warren]

All Things to All Smokers

Cheap But Satisfying

Never a Relight

Tongue Bite

 

[briarbuck]

All Things to All Smokers

Cheap But Satisfying

Never a Relight

Tongue Bite

Black fly's delight?

Sex Panther...it stings the nostrils. 50% of the time...it works every time.

Chick repellent

 

[warren]

Nic Hit (Best when used with an empty stomach and when dehydrated.)

 

[canucklehead]

Harsh But Not Tasty
Wet Cardboard Reserve
Light Me If You Can
Gold Moldy
The Horse Dropped This
Oppressive Sweets
Virginia Huh!
Goodness Has Nothing To Do With It
Incensed Incense
Nicotine Coma
The English Sent It Back
Va Purloin
Lotta Latta Data Dupe

Haha these are great!

The Horse Dropped This reminded me of this:

Merde de Cheval

 

[ofafeather]

Here are a few, though they seem to be infinite:
Overrated
Bite Me
Jagermeister or Grolschlager
Cheap Perfume
Dime Bag
Linberger Dream
Morning After
Hair of the Dog

 

[captainsousie]

Haha these are great!

The Horse Dropped This reminded me of this:

Merde de Cheval

You beat me to it.

The other real one I would say is "Shortcut to Mushrooms"...doesn't sound like a great tobacco to me. I hear it tasted good though.

 

[shanez]

Gym Locker
Centralia
Catfish Bait
Tire Fire
Valerian
I Can't Believe It's Not Tobacco

 

[ofafeather]

Prince Albert

“Excuse me, do you have Prince Albert in a can? Don’t you think you should let him out?”

I heard this often growing up but it took me ages to get this joke. I love the old PA tins. My dad always had one filled with pennies that we would play with when we went to his job. It was one of the tall thin ones with the hinged lid. Classic!

 

[ofafeather]

(anything) Light.

 

[canucklehead]

“Excuse me, do you have Prince Albert in a can? Don’t you think you should let him out?”

I heard this often growing up but it took me ages to get this joke. I love the old PA tins. My dad always had one filled with pennies that we would play with when we went to his job. It was one of the tall thin ones with the hinged lid. Classic!

 

[prairiedruid]

Old Jock Strap