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You can do battle with strength, you can do battle with wits, but no weapon can beat a great pair of t*ts.
Accept the challenges, so that you can feel the thrill of victory- Patton
No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country. - Patton
"Experience keeps a dear school, yet fools will learn in no other, and few therein."
Ben Franklin
Ben Franklin
“Honoring Bernanke for his advice on what government should do when banks fail is like giving a fire safety award to an arsonist.”
--Ron Paul
--Ron Paul
"There's a hell of a lot more effort that goes into the hand carving of a stem and button, executing the transition from the airway into the slot, than is involved in the stummel. That "magic inch" is the point of contact, and that contact greatly affects one's smoking experience. And yet, that's almost never a part of the discussion.
Any slack jawed, drooling, knuckle dragging troglodyte can belch out "Niiiicce grraaaaaaain!" It's not illuminating." @sablebrush52
Any slack jawed, drooling, knuckle dragging troglodyte can belch out "Niiiicce grraaaaaaain!" It's not illuminating." @sablebrush52
In observance of the Holiday Season:
Christmas time is here by golly
Disapproval would be folly
Deck the halls with hunks of holly
Fill the cup and don't say when
Kill the turkeys, ducks, and chickens
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens
Even though the prospect sickens
Brother here we go again
On Christmas day you can't get sore
Your fellow man you must adore
There's time to cheat him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty four
Relations sparing no expense'll
Send some useless old utensil
Like a matching pen and pencil
"Just the thing I need, how nice!"
It doesn't matter how sincere it
is or how heartfelt the spirit,
Sentiment will not endear it,
What's important is the price.
Hark the Herald Tribune sings
Advertising wondrous things.
God rest ye merry merchants
May you make the yuletide pay.
Angels we have heard on high
Tell us to go out and buy!
So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle
Hail our dear old friend Kris Kringle
Driving his reindeer across the sky
Don't stand underneath when they fly by!
Christmas time is here by golly
Disapproval would be folly
Deck the halls with hunks of holly
Fill the cup and don't say when
Kill the turkeys, ducks, and chickens
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens
Even though the prospect sickens
Brother here we go again
On Christmas day you can't get sore
Your fellow man you must adore
There's time to cheat him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty four
Relations sparing no expense'll
Send some useless old utensil
Like a matching pen and pencil
"Just the thing I need, how nice!"
It doesn't matter how sincere it
is or how heartfelt the spirit,
Sentiment will not endear it,
What's important is the price.
Hark the Herald Tribune sings
Advertising wondrous things.
God rest ye merry merchants
May you make the yuletide pay.
Angels we have heard on high
Tell us to go out and buy!
So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle
Hail our dear old friend Kris Kringle
Driving his reindeer across the sky
Don't stand underneath when they fly by!
"Take it from Richard, poor and lame,
Whatever's begun in anger ends in shame."
-Ben Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac.
Whatever's begun in anger ends in shame."
-Ben Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac.
"It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till.” J.R.R. Tolkien
"A man is judged by the company he keeps, and a company is judged by the men it keeps, and the people of Democratic nations are judged by the type and caliber of officers they elect.”
William J. H. Boetcker
"An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it." -Gandhi
"Science is not about building a body of known 'facts.' It is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good." -Terry Pratchett
"Science is not about building a body of known 'facts.' It is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good." -Terry Pratchett
"Never go to battle with an idiot. They will simply bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."
-My mom.
-My mom.
What these mean I really haven't a clue...all pre 17thC.
Adversity makes a man wise, not rich.
He that's afraid of every grass must not piss in a meadow.
He that's afraid of leaves must not enter a wood.
These I rather like...
We shall all lie alike in our graves.
He's ne're like to have a good thing cheap that's afraid to ask the price.
Regards,
Jay.
Adversity makes a man wise, not rich.
He that's afraid of every grass must not piss in a meadow.
He that's afraid of leaves must not enter a wood.
These I rather like...
We shall all lie alike in our graves.
He's ne're like to have a good thing cheap that's afraid to ask the price.
Regards,
Jay.
“Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.”
Spotted this on a vintage ceramic tobacco jar, thought it rather appropriate here...
" When all things were made, none was made better than tobacco; to be a lone man's companion, a bachelor's friend, a hungry man's food, a sad man's cordial, a wakeful man's sleep and a chilly man's fire, there's no herb like it under the canopy of heaven. "
Courtesy of Victorian novelist, historian & social reformer Charles Kingsley 1819-1876.
Regards,
Jay.
" When all things were made, none was made better than tobacco; to be a lone man's companion, a bachelor's friend, a hungry man's food, a sad man's cordial, a wakeful man's sleep and a chilly man's fire, there's no herb like it under the canopy of heaven. "
Courtesy of Victorian novelist, historian & social reformer Charles Kingsley 1819-1876.
Regards,
Jay.