OK, I have to admit; I have absolutely no idea what this TV show is!
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I'm tall...so I invariably get asked: "How tall are you?".
Just the other day, I was in the check out lane behind a guy that was probably 6'6" if not taller. My first thought was I wonder how tall he is? I did not ask him...kept it to myself.
I have a brother-in-law who never asks, because he knows everything. It's smarter than the TV show How They Do It. I also have a Russian sister-in-law, and she also knows everything. I play the asshole and adopt the qualities of the hunchback of Notre Dame. 
I have a tall friend, six-five, and he is always getting asked about basketball. He give's it a pause, and then used to say, before retirement, "I'm a copy editor." It's fun to walk behind him in store aisles and see the people make way. Hey, they don't do that for me.
Loved the rejoinder in the Peter Seller's movie "The Party" (where he plays an actor of sub-continental origin)
"In India we don't think who we are. We KNOW who we are" ?
There’s a time and place…. My generosity flows like a river, but it has limits.
come on, be a sport. Surely you’ve heard a good one here and there over the years.
Damn, I step away to throw some rocks at some kids in my yard, and I have 70 notifications on here, ha ha!
"You let your kids do that?" No, actually they are on their way to run guns for a cartel.
Gee, I wish you could experience wearing that shirt for a week in an Australian blue-collar work place.
Or in public for that matter ?
Completely different experience ?
sadly that is married with children. They didn't even get screen time just mentioned on little house. Like they talk about them killing cows and people but not even like a little cameo. Like no Scott Ian walking in the background dressed like a preacher or nothing like that. Which is one of the reasons Mr Show is a better show then Little House. They gave Maynard a speaking role.
You walk into a diner with 5 other people and the greeter says "How many". It's difficult to stifle the myriad wisecracks that come to my mind..... Most of the time I do... 
Charles Ingalls is one of the people I’ve tried to model my life after. It’s a long list that includes the greats like Han Solo, Indiana Jones, and Steve Irwin just to name a few. I’ve decided that my pipe smoking is an ode to him.
I’d reply, “all of them”You walk into a diner with 5 other people and the greeter says "How many". It's difficult to stifle the myriad wisecracks that come to my mind..... Most of the time I do...
"What do you do?" in the first 10 mins for meeting a person at a party or such and always from a fellow American.
Any sincere question asked sincerely is never stupid.
I rarely meet people in real life who asks insincere questions - when I do, I try to answer sincerely to the best of my ability.
I rarely meet people in real life who asks insincere questions - when I do, I try to answer sincerely to the best of my ability.
I saw Anthrax in the mid-90s at The Clash of the Titans with Slayer, Megadeath and Alice in Chains opening. I was there for Slayer but distinctly remember Anthrax having a great set.