Yes, of course sir...but first you'll just have to wait in the security line."I bought the ticket, I'm going on the ride."
Yea, I pull the blanket over my head and won't look under the bed at night to...I'm going to hang my hat on that Surgeon General report from the 60s that said pipe smokers had a slightly higher risk of some cancers, but had longer lifespans. I figure that's probably a good trade-off.
**Don't forget you can win special prizes if you rat out anyone you see not complying with the ordinances; rewards are double if you turn in your parents or other relatives.Yes, of course sir...but first you'll just have to wait in the security line.
Please empty your pockets and place the contents in this container along with any other metal items you may have on your person, such as a belt buckle, jewelry, etc. Also, please remove your shoes and carry them with you until you have been cleared by security.
You will of course also observe the NO SMOKING ORDINANCE.
Thank you and we hope you enjoy your visit here on Planet Happy Time!
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