Pipe Shape Ink Blot Test
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Hey, it makes it worth reading. I couldn't imagine the shenanigans if there were a large group of forum members in a room together. People would either be looking for a ticket booth to the show, or calling in swat.?
You're not wrong, we can all be anal and argumentative. I think that's the only commonality amongst pipe smokers.
It's because we're all highly intelligent!?You're not wrong, we can all be anal and argumentative. I think that's the only commonality amongst pipe smokers.
not me. And I resent your accusation....You're not wrong, we can all be anal and argumentative. I think that's the only commonality amongst pipe smokers.
It's because pipe smoking is so calming and relaxing.
I thought it was because pipe smoking is so relaxing and calming.?
This thread is more than I bargained for ... but good, but good.
Everyone knows it occurs in alphabetical order.
Unless you're dyslexic and both of them read exactly the same.
People who smoke brandy shape pipes are into the life of the mind. Everything they say and do seems a little counter intuitive because it has been processed through so many different turns of mind. It looks like they are going to walk into a wall, and then a window opens and someone gives them a brick of high denomination bills. They can chat with the most intransigent person in the room and by asking a few simple questions can dumbfound them with a different point of view. Most oddly, they do not seem at all impressed with themselves, just calm, deliberative, and curious without being pesky. Maybe that slightly conical bowl holds in the essences of leaf that hold the secrets.
The nosewarmer smoker is a little chubby because they enjoy a little extra everywhere else besides in the length of their pipe. They wear a flannel shirt or a mohair jacket with a scarf. Black rimmed glasses.. pork pie or cabbie hat, most likely bearded or at least some facial hair. They enjoy books, bourbon, and bbq, not in that order.
Smokers of pot shaped tobacco pipes (not weed) are grounded. They know how many miles they have on their tires, what their kids' teachers names are, when warranties expire, the date of every family birthday, and what year their parents were married. These guys don't want to know where you want to be in five years, but where you are scheduled tomorrow afternoon. They know who owns the office building or plant where they work. They check out GPS on a map. They check the sky against weather reports. He knows the price of milk, bread, peanut better, and a pound of ground meat. He knows where you bought your jacket and where you go to church or that you don't.
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