Pipe Shape Ink Blot Test

[gerryp]

Every pipe shape always indicates that the smoker has deep-seated fixations rooted in both oral and phallic stages of development.


A cigar, however, is sometimes just a cigar.


(Just to nip this in the bud: the last line has not been verified as an actual quote by the good Dr. Freud.)

 

[J.GANDY]

Author would be for the university type, dreaming of scholarly topics and thinking of their career paths.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Every pipe shape always indicates that the smoker has deep-seated fixations rooted in both oral and phallic stages of development.

Okay....



Freud considered cocaine a wonder drug too.

 

[Capt Morgan]

Every pipe shape always indicates that the smoker has deep-seated fixations rooted in both oral and phallic stages of development.


A cigar, however, is sometimes just a cigar.


(Just to nip this in the bud: the last line has not been verified as an actual quote by the good Dr. Freud.)

I am always thought that about cigar smokers personally...

 

[Chasing Embers]

I am always thought that about cigar smokers personally...

Same

 

[edger]

Okay....

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Freud considered cocaine a wonder drug too.

I bet you'll be chewing those wax lips with your Holloween candy this year.

 

[FurCoat]

A freehand is smoked by a leather-elbow patched sweater wearing fellow. Most likely with 1980s molester-thick glasses, and flowing haircut like Ron Burgandy. He wears Lee jeans.

I have no freehand pipes and I feel better about that now.

 

[Chasing Embers]

I bet you'll be chewing those wax lips with your Holloween candy this year.

They still make those? My favorite Halloween candies are the little pumpkins and candy corn.

 

[edger]

They still make those? My favorite Halloween candies are the little pumpkins and candy corn.

I just liked stealing the UNICEF money. Just kidding.

 

[jaytex1969]

Whenever I smoke my Peterson Tankard, I can't help but want to shout, "They're always after me Lucky Charms!"

 

[Chasing Embers]

Umm... Straight Cobs always make me want to ask where the moonshine is

Right here.

 

[edger]

Whenever I smoke my Peterson Tankard, I can't help but want to shout, "They're always after me Lucky Charms!"


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[Chasing Embers]

Whenever I smoke my Peterson Tankard, I can't help but want to shout, "They're always after me Lucky Charms!"


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[BROBS]

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Now that’s high quality

 

[jaytex1969]

You're in violation of decency standards, Cap'n...

 

[Chasing Embers]

You're in violation of decency standards, Cap'n...

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Got the date wrong. My indecent exposure arrest was in '97. Oops, nevermind.?

 

[rajangan]

Lumberman
There are three types of lumberman smoker.

1. The accidental purchaser, who was attracted to the lengthy shank, and assumed it was a Canadian (as they are known for prolific wood), or a lovat.

2. The intentional open-minded purchaser who is, frankly, very fond of lumbermen.

3. Pipe smokers from rural areas east of Minnesota who rightly resent Canadians for possessing renowned wood, when in truth, their wood is comparable in both quality and utility.

 

[BROBS]

You have a strange way of drinking tea!

Also: the meer cutty smoker can’t have a chat without telling you a dirty joke.

You may be influenced by our very own meer cutty smoker ?

 

[highwaycobbery]

Really large pipes are smoked by folks who have no other way to feel noticed, except perhaps by making a show of their industriousness in some other activity nobody cares about. They always felt like they didn't matter. They are either physically extra-large, or below average, but not 'small' per se, as that would have gotten them noticed.

Every pipe shape always indicates that the smoker has deep-seated fixations rooted in both oral and phallic stages of development.


A cigar, however, is sometimes just a cigar.


(Just to nip this in the bud: the last line has not been verified as an actual quote by the good Dr. Freud.)

did you just call all of us c*&$suckers? Lol, Freud also wanted to have his mom

 

[highwaycobbery]

If you smoke a cob you don’t give a shit, you are salt of the earth and if anyone named cosmic comes on your property you blow them away.