Pipe Shape Ink Blot Test

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gerryp

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Every pipe shape always indicates that the smoker has deep-seated fixations rooted in both oral and phallic stages of development.


A cigar, however, is sometimes just a cigar.


(Just to nip this in the bud: the last line has not been verified as an actual quote by the good Dr. Freud.)
 

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Capt Morgan

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Every pipe shape always indicates that the smoker has deep-seated fixations rooted in both oral and phallic stages of development.


A cigar, however, is sometimes just a cigar.


(Just to nip this in the bud: the last line has not been verified as an actual quote by the good Dr. Freud.)

I am always thought that about cigar smokers personally...
 

rajangan

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There are three types of lumberman smoker.

1. The accidental purchaser, who was attracted to the lengthy shank, and assumed it was a Canadian (as they are known for prolific wood), or a lovat.

2. The intentional open-minded purchaser who is, frankly, very fond of lumbermen.

3. Pipe smokers from rural areas east of Minnesota who rightly resent Canadians for possessing renowned wood, when in truth, their wood is comparable in both quality and utility.
 

highwaycobbery

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Really large pipes are smoked by folks who have no other way to feel noticed, except perhaps by making a show of their industriousness in some other activity nobody cares about. They always felt like they didn't matter. They are either physically extra-large, or below average, but not 'small' per se, as that would have gotten them noticed.
Every pipe shape always indicates that the smoker has deep-seated fixations rooted in both oral and phallic stages of development.


A cigar, however, is sometimes just a cigar.


(Just to nip this in the bud: the last line has not been verified as an actual quote by the good Dr. Freud.)
did you just call all of us c*&$suckers? Lol, Freud also wanted to have his momcray
 
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