Just for fun, what sort of person would you associate with one of the traditional pipe shapes? My great variety of pipe shapes might indicate a severe case of multiple personality, and I guess many of us with lots of pipes would be. So we have to imagine that a person smokes mostly one shape.
For example, a person who smokes mostly bulldogs is a sturdy, truculent, determined individual who makes a good living running his own business but is a little tone deaf about human relations. He thinks he knows the right car to own and the right thing to have for breakfast, and thinks anyone who does otherwise is somewhat deficient.
How about straight billiards, bent billiards, pots, Dublins, authors, diplomats, pokers, Rhodesians, prince, tomato, apple, Hungarian, yacht, scoop, freehand, and others? But just one personality profile for each shape. Pipe shapes as astrological signs.
For example, a person who smokes mostly bulldogs is a sturdy, truculent, determined individual who makes a good living running his own business but is a little tone deaf about human relations. He thinks he knows the right car to own and the right thing to have for breakfast, and thinks anyone who does otherwise is somewhat deficient.
How about straight billiards, bent billiards, pots, Dublins, authors, diplomats, pokers, Rhodesians, prince, tomato, apple, Hungarian, yacht, scoop, freehand, and others? But just one personality profile for each shape. Pipe shapes as astrological signs.