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mikefu

Lifer
Mar 28, 2018
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10,506
Green Bay
Let's not discriminate blindly.

Remember, it's only 99% of the lawyers that make the rest look bad.


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You’re in an elevator going nonstop to the 40th floor. You are carrying a briefcase and have a pistol with 2 bullets. Just as the door shuts, in slip a lawyer, a bear, and a mountain lion. The door shuts and you begin to ascend. What do you do?




Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he’s dead!
 

mikethompson

Comissar of Christmas
Jun 26, 2016
11,862
25,742
Near Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Sometimes you don't need a criminal lawyer, you need a criminal lawyer

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