One Pipe You Wouldn't Own, One-Liner Posts

[cossackjack]

Meerschaum-lined Brylon pipe (I actually have one purchased long ago as an estate pipe that was too dirty to tell what it was until thoroughly cleaned. I kept it as a curiosity).

 

[georgebmcclelland]

Anything with a fluorescent stem.

 

[mikethompson]

Anything with a leather covered bowl

 

[carolinachurchwarden]

Any meerschaum with a human face... Just gives me the creeps to imagine stuffing tobacco and smoke it from a shrunken head.

 

[olkofri]

Any meerschaum with a human face... Just gives me the creeps to imagine stuffing tobacco and smoke it from a shrunken head.

Well, I had never thought it quite like that, but now that you mention it... I've one more reason not to like Meerschaum pipes with human faces. 8O

 

[philobeddoe]

I don’t care for the thick ass stubby pokers that were so prevalent several years ago, in every color of the rainbow. Also, the Zeppelin or cigar shaped pipes, I just don’t see the point.

 

[haparnold]

Danish freehands: I just don't need more eccentricity in my life.

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

Anything made out of man made materials... brylon, glass, etc.

 

[npod]

Crack Pipe. Never. Anything else for tobacco consumption is fair game for contemplation.

 

[cortezattic]

P-lip.

 

[sablebrush52]

Unsmoked, museum quality, rare vintage pipes.
Oh...

wait...

 

[oldtoby]

The Pipe. With the graphite lined bowl.

 

[btp79]

Anything shaped like a nut sack.

 

[rmpeeps]

^^

Ask Harris! 8O

 

[tavol]

Non-traditional pipe shapes, anything over 45g.

 

[olkofri]

Anything estate.

 

[milehighpiper]

No meerschaum for me. Too fragile for my lifestyle.

 

[seldom]

Although I've had a blend or two that tasted like crap this would be taking it too far.

 

[tschiraldi]

Stubbies, Pokers, cigar pipes, Churchwardens, Petersons, and anything metal.

 

[mikethompson]

Matt, I will never look at figural Meerschaum pipes the same way again.