One Pipe You Wouldn't Own, One-Liner Posts

[scloyd]

Those of you who said "clay'. should checkout Le Peltier before you judge. Those are great.

I believe I'm the only one that stated "clay". I'm not judging anyone who likes clay pipes. I just don't have an interest in ever owning one.
I did check out Le Peltier website and if I ever change my mind, it would be a simple glaze, not decorated or artists choice.

 

[georgebmcclelland]

This isn't about defending pipes. It's about making a funny.

Well put, indeed.

 

[georgebmcclelland]

Oh, oh! I got one!
I'd never own a bulldog because I was bitten as a child.

 

[jpmcwjr]

One Pipe You Wouldn't Own

Just a reminder.

 

[crashthegrey]

I'd never own a bulldog because I was bitten as a child.

Ha!

 

[jpmcwjr]

I guess on that basis I'll never get a Springer Spaniel shape, then. Or Dauchshundt for that matter.

 

[PaulTheScandinavian]

No Churchwardens nor the meers with human or animal faces for me

 

[mso489]

Some Mummerts and some Ser Jacopo (with the split/splinted shanks) too distracting and weird.
The pipes with the little duck head "hood ornaments," though the ones they make without 'em are great.
I like far-out creativity but only selectively. Uh-oh, broke my one-liner request. Sorry.

 

[dochudson]

Cavelier, Blowfish, weird freehands

 

[judcasper]

Anything with an oversized bowl or longer, overall, than five inches.

 

[macaroon]

Anything too hefty to clench at least part of the time, or anything so fancy/pricey that I'd be afraid to bang it around

 

[bluegrassbrian]

A poker.