One Pipe You Wouldn't Own, One-Liner Posts

[pipestud]

Skull Meerschaum.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

At first, I thought MSO was wanting us to be puny or humorous with our "one-liners."

So, here is mine... I would never own a cob because they're too corny. ::

 

[georgebmcclelland]

^ Haha! Ok here we go
I never can enjoy a carved Meerschaum; I can't see the details without burning my eyebrows because I'm so meer-sighted.

 

[whiteburleydude]

Cob cigar. I just don't get the POINT.

 

[timt]

Anything too heavy to clench or too ugly to look at.

 

[Civil War]

A bubble pipe :puffpipe:

 

[autumnfog]

Those Porsche pipes with engine-mimicking design. No way Jose.

 

[blendtobac]

I avoid PVC and ABS pipe entirely.
Russ

 

[mso489]

I can't understand pipes with flowers painted on them. Not a macho aversion, just not a pipe thing to me. Flowers on tea pots or even neck ties are okay.

 

[georgebmcclelland]

Perhaps Russ prefers Polyethylene to PVC and ABS? It's definitely less likely to crack in the winter-time, and so much easier to install.

 

[Briar Baron]

Ceramic pipes, especially the ones painted with flowers!

 

[troutface]

Any brand of pipe from Ireland that begins with a "P".

 

[chilllucky]

Dunhill. I could never memorize enough trivia to hold up my end of the conversation about it.

 

[crashthegrey]

Any meerschaum with a human face

Fortunately mine is briar and made by Kaywoodie. Whew.

 

[kola]

A few P haters I see. I'm onboard, newer Petes and that Pee-lip thing, no bueno. Also pipes too big or too small, and those nose-warmers and chub things. And any pipes that resemble male genitalia (weiner heads and/or nads')

 

[georgebmcclelland]

Haha, "Pee-lip"!

 

[aquadoc]

No thanks to any pipe with a colorful, swirly acrylic stem. No thanks.

 

[kanaia]

Acorns and Tomahawks, no thanks.

 

[lasttango]

I'm not terribly interested in putting my lips on anything made of bone, horn or any other material that is derived from something that had a face.
Those of you who said "clay'. should checkout Le Peltier before you judge. Those are great.

 

[crashthegrey]

This isn't about defending pipes. It's about making a funny.