While quickly scanning the other pages yesterday, I saw someone mentioning their liking to hear some Haiku. What a serendipitous coincidence. I just so happen to be a World renowned Haiku Artist. Lemme share 2 or 3 from my recently published work,
Spur of the Moment Esoteric Haiku about Tobacco & Pirates from Cat Jockey:
Look! A Treasure found!
6 ounces sent, 6 for Me.
5 Mates shared the Loot.
clickkick:
I missed your first post, this one:
Just a quick note, a little isopropyl alcohol on that permanent marker and traceability is gone.
Just in case someone wants to flip that tin of Penzance [
] HAHA
Well, now, that certainly answers my previous question as to what your problem is with what I did. You don't like it because I am cutting into your speculating profits, and every tin I give away is one less tin you can try to ride the coat tails of undue hype and hoarding in financially predatory fashion and hawk for $50.00:
http://pipesmagazine.com/forums/topic/fs-christmas-cheer-pelican-penzance-and-more-7172016
And if more people like me did this when 3/4 lb of Penzance fell in their lap, guys like you would NOT be able to make a literal 500% profit off of your fellow pipe smokers on a 2 week old tin of tobacco ...
I'm not here to argue with anyone, and doubt the mods tolerate much here, but since you wanted to discuss my 'form' as well as try to encourage people doing stuff with a tin of tobacco I like and I am being generous enough to offer up for somebody to SMOKE AND ENJOY, stuff that is solely designed to get as much money from a pipe smoker's pocket into your own as you can with that Gift of mine, might I suggest it poor form, dare I say hypocritical and a move full of that thing labeled as, "he has some nerve to ..." or 'gall', to ask for freebies (in a thread about giving, no less, and where the 'rules' are clearly stated - first PM gets it, no asking for stuff or making requests) of a not cheap tobacco that you want because it has 10 years of age on it, as you did a page ago, when you are trying to get 500% profit off of 2 week old tins of Penzance from that very same group of people you expect free samples and gifts of 10 year old flake from:
Whoever got that Reiner flake, if you are feeling generous and could forward me some I would be in much gratitude!
&
bluegrass,
Any chance you'd send a few bowls of the reiner my way? Pretty please?!
Just sayin', as suggesting Adam take alcohol to what I wrote on the back to flip the tin for $50, is, well, I gotta feeling that Adam ain't the kind of jackass that would do what you suggest he do and try to turn a GIFT into a financially predatory opportunity. Further, your insinuation that I am too stupid to realize the Sharpie ink could probably be easily removed, is well, I'll be a gentleman and label the inescapable and undeniable insinuation of that post as unappreciated, versus the language I would prefer to use ...
*Another Haiku Intermission*
Pirates of Penzance!
5 Mates crew the Dromon named
Esoterica.
I did think about marking the paper label on the top before I ever took a pic of it and posted it up for grabs, so there was no way this tin couldn't be identified if it was flipped by someone like you after being GIVEN away as a GIFT in a thread about paying it forward. But, like I am willing to assume about Adam, I ain't a jackass, either, and thought whomever I gave this to would enjoy the empty tin not defaced on the top label by me in order to prevent someone like you from trying to screw somebody outta $50 for a $10 tin of tobacco (tins were $14 and bag was $38, and that is WITH all of the taxes at a B&M, so even cheaper online).
I didn't mark the top label to try to be cool, and you label that with the insinuation I am stupid enough to not understand how easy it would be to remove it from the back in order for someone to try to screw a fellow pipe smoker out of $50. And then childishly laugh at me for being so 'foolish'.
Quite the, umm, 'form', you carry yourself with, buddy ...
Any other critiques you would like to level my way for undercutting your 500% profit margin you peddle Penzance at, from being too stupid concerning ink on tin metal to my having poor form and class ?...?
*Another Haiku Intermission*
Speculators, Arrrrrgh!!!
Prepare to be Boarded by
Pirates of Penzance!
Okay, I'm done with all of that. I made my point and don't need to say anymore about the subject, now or in the future. And I put my Penzance where my mouth is and walked the walk, with 5 dudes better off for it. I'd prefer to leave it all at that and move on, so I do not provoke the ire of the mods ...
The Bear is a Loner, and often, apparently, known to be a bit, well, Growly on occasion. So they say. I'm a bit of a Bear. Well, I am a Bear, lol. Perhaps I should step away from my computer and this forum for a few days and go be a Bear by myself with a nice bowl of McClelland's Brindle Flake in my MM Country Gentleman. A nice little partially rubbed out Virginia flake with, well, a Brindle Bear on the tin label, lol ...
I've got you 4 Gents info written down, with 1 left to PM me. If any of the four getting the 1 oz haven't smoked it before, it is a very loose, very crumbly flake. A couple gentle pinch/rolls between your fingers and it falls apart, including some very fine pieces. Point being, I'll do my best to try to get the flakes to you in one piece, but, who knows, lol. No big deal if they fall apart in shipping, as far as smoking pleasure, just letting you know. I like to rub them out and gravity feed to the top and then tap the side of the bowl several times to settle it, tapping opposite sides (so you don't tap the fine particles all to one side of the bowl). From there, I'll usually tamp it down lightly and add some more, doing the same thing. If you go slowly, Adam (I saw that ain't your real name, so, sorry for calling you Adam, Not-Adam, lol), well, at least if I do, I can get the leathery aspects of the Cypriot to give way to a more winey/deep/dark/stewed fruit sort of element, which is pretty damn tasty.
Enjoy your soon to receive very good tobacco, in a World of many just as very good tobaccos, that incurs supply issues and stupid prices from 'baccy flippers' due to hype, you 5 Pirates of Penzance,
Cat Jockey