New Pipe Manufacturer

[mingc]

PAD took over, I have to be the first kid on my block to have one…

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This is brilliant!!!

 

[anotherbob]

I'm proud to introduce a new exclusive line of pipes available only to select clients.

The Bear-Lee Legitimate pipe.

Every one of our pipes is hand carved by elves from 800 year old briar from only the top 1/3 of the mountain across from some Italian village. With an average density twice that of lead and dug up by scent trained dogs, the briar is meticulously shaped using only hand forged tools, drilled to accuracies of less that 1/1000 of an inch and is then cured in a solution of unobtainium mixed with scarce-ium.

There is no finer pipe in the world. It's guaranteed to make ordinary household grass clippings taste like finely aged Virginia and for a special time only, you can customize your Bear-Lee Legitimate pipe with as many gold triangles as you wish.

These pipes are so select, so rare and so in demand that I can't even show any photos lest my modest workshop be robbed.

For more information or to reserve your Bear-Lee Legitimate pipes call 1-800-PIPE-MUD.








yes, this is satire, I'm just bored today.

you fool everyone who has smoked a Brebbia knows it's Gnomes that carve great pipes. Gnomes I tells ya.
Yeah I am feeling really silly today, even for me.

 

[Ahi Ka]

Mountain village…scent trained dogs…cured in scarce-ium…

sounds like your pipes are made from truffles and cured in beaver piss/ imitation vanilla essence

 

[bassbug]

You see, it's non believers like you that give legendary pipes a bad name....it's all about the magic.

Keep this attitude up and before you know it we'll have nothing to discuss but boring old corn cobs and Captain Black Grape.

 

[Searock Fan]

Since we're talking about goofy stuff. I posted this a while back, but it fits here.

And finally the World's largest pipe tamper. Used to keep customers from walking off with the restroom key at my shop. I made it.

 

[hugodrax]

You see, it's non believers like you that give legendary pipes a bad name....it's all about the magic.

Keep this attitude up and before you know it we'll have nothing to discuss but boring old corn cobs and Captain Black Grape.

I rather enjoyed Captain Black Grape.

 

[edger]

Do they have a removable stinger?

Then they'd be trans-virgins.

 

[edger]

We've chosen triangles rather than stars to signify the trifecta of near perfection. The issue is, after an objective analysis there's just not enough room on the stem for the number of triangles warranted, so each stem will be stamped with "42".....the answer to everything.

I remember The Summer of 42........whoops I dozed off and was having a wet dream in my Depends.

 

[hugodrax]

Then they'd be trans-virgins.

Not many of those in 2022.

 

[Searock Fan]

I rather enjoyed Captain Black Grape.

I love grape but don't care for Captain Black so I take horse shit and cure it with NuGrape soda. It smokes better.


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[HawkeyeLinus]

We've chosen triangles rather than stars to signify the trifecta of near perfection. The issue is, after an objective analysis there's just not enough room on the stem for the number of triangles warranted, so each stem will be stamped with "42".....the answer to everything.

Now you are just being obtuse!

 

[AJL67]

Not many of those in 2022.

Yah but just about everyone claims to be a woman so it evens out? ?

 

[kcghost]

"Do you believe in magic .....".