(More) Blends I’d Like to See

[Steddy]

Hair Ball-Clumpy Balls of Shag

 

[Scottmi]

A Scottish blend named "Eleventh Floor"

 

[Scottmi]

A bazooka blast of a blend 30% Rustica 30% Latakia 30% Perique 10% Black Cavendish.. called Skulls with Frick'n Laser Beams

(skull image created with one request to OpenAI's DALL-E image generator.)

 

[Pooh-Bah]

Supposedly Latakia is "the king of flavor", and Yenidje is "the queen of tobacco".
50:50 blend.
...25% Latakia, 50% Yenidje, 25% Rustica.

Lady Yenidje's Lover.

 

[pappymac]

For the sailors on the forum.


Senior Chief RR- This salty rubbed out flake has been brined, it's usually rubbed the wrong way and bites like hell.

Hey!
You can order some Senior Chief from The Country Squire but it isn't brined and it doesn't bite when smoked slowly.

 

[mingc]

This thread was a very bad idea!

 

[Smoking Pipe402]

Comment removed - lets not use political references in the fun names

 

[Scottmi]

Ginger and Mary Anne - sweet Stoved Red Virginia flakes alternately layered with sweet Stoved Brown Virginia Flakes, so anytime you want you can choose to try, one, the other, or both.

 

[warren99]

Ginger and Mary Anne - sweet Stoved Red Virginia flakes alternately layered with sweet Stoved Brown Virginia Flakes, so anytime you want you can choose to try, one, the other, or both.

A perfect desert island blend.

 

[Scottmi]

Ginger and Mary Anne - sweet Stoved Red Virginia flakes alternately layered with sweet Stoved Brown Virginia Flakes, so anytime you want you can choose to try, one, the other, or both.

correction: stoved Carolina Red Flake. ;-)

 

[Servant King]

"Comment Removed" is a good name for a blend. Perhaps a cube cut burley blend with enough perique to grow hair on the palms of your hands, and the final 7/8 of the bowl burns supernaturally fast (no matter how slow your cadence is) and at the bottom, in lieu of dottle, there is a coupon code for 5% off your next purchase of CR so as to ease the financial burden.

 

[mso489]

Blame To Go Around
High Pilot
Talking Finch
Harley Davidson Librarian
Museum At Night
Algae Bloom
Ancient Gusto
Lord High Fig
Hearth Quake
Seiche Warning
Robbin' Hood
X Checker
Plover Dam
Wee Willie Winkle's Repose
2 Good 4 Me
Says Who?
It's Been Established
Loose Change
Lost Marbles

 

[TheIronMonkey]

Inspired by this thread by @B.Fee

 

[woodsroad]

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

Oliver Cromwell's Mixture: A pipe tobacco not fit for a King, comprised of drawn and quartered flakes.

Hippy Hippy Flake: A mellow easy going blend with a slightly skunky room note.

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

Kramers Blend
For
Michael Bay

We spent millions of dollars to remake a blend once loved by everyone only to make it terrible.

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

Questionable Choices
Intense Ambiguity
Escalated Incident
Ejection Seat

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

Mac Barren
Soylent Mixture

A full "body" blend...

 

[Skippy Piper]

I'd just like to see Gawith Hoggarth & Co. come up with some less scatological sounding names for a couple of their blends. "Best Brown #2" and "Bob's Chocolate Plug" always sounded a little questionable to me.

 

[elpfeife]

Full Diaper - This one begs for a @JimInks review. What all might he detect?

This could become a codger classic!