Cool, I just googled it. There's is a much better picture, ha ha.That face punch plug reminds me of that Pantera album cover 'A vulgar display of power'
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I thought the exact same thing!That face punch plug reminds me of that Pantera album cover 'A vulgar display of power'
I'm Broken Flake
I would tell you what type of tobacco this is, but what will it matter... you'll never find it anywhere.
It's already for sale on Tin Bids for $8000
Catholic Wafer Sliced, A delicate roll cake blend of very young virgin(ias) secretly topped with communion wine and sliced into wafers.
You'll love this blend until somebody finds out, then you'll have to move to start enjoying it again.
You'll love this blend until somebody finds out, then you'll have to move to start enjoying it again.
Politicians Blend- This blend of RYO floor sweepings and horse excrement produces a ton of smoke and burns so hot it will destroy your pipe. The flavor profile is just hot air. It will be available in a Red and Blue label mixturest that are both identical but consumers will be blindly loyal to one or the other.
Supreme Court plug- Only nine tins will be produced, they will each be sold secretly to the highest bidder.
Supreme Court plug- Only nine tins will be produced, they will each be sold secretly to the highest bidder.
Virginal Hooker comes to mind. It will remind a lot of us of our first wives.
Kagen Flake
The name says it all.
But the tin is empty.
The name says it all.
But the tin is empty.
I mean, I'd smoke that...
War Horse! Tastes like shit. Buy some now!!!!
That was the original SToP advertising by line.
That was the original SToP advertising by line.
SToP's newest offering, Artillery Mule- a delicate blend of sun ripened spent cigar butts and stoved spitoon drainings lightly cased in used urinal cake and pressed into plugs in a dirty garbage compactor. 
Epstein’s Rope - a desert island blend for the deviant, room note irresistible to minors.
Three Nonces - a much derided blend brought to you by Allen, Cosby & Hermann (Woody, Bill & Pee Wee).
Three Nonces - a much derided blend brought to you by Allen, Cosby & Hermann (Woody, Bill & Pee Wee).
The compactor wasn’t “used”.SToP's newest offering, Artillery Mule- a delicate blend of sun ripened spent cigar butts and stoved spitoon drainings lightly cased in used urinal cake and pressed into plugs in a dirty garbage compactor.
Much.
For the sailors on the forum.
Scuttle Plug- a navy style plug so big it wont fit in the tin.
Senior Chief RR- This salty rubbed out flake has been brined, it's usually rubbed the wrong way and bites like hell.
F.O.D. Flake- A surprise in every tin.
Sea Bee Mixture- A course blend of green tobaccos grown in Gaum, featuring a heavy rum casing and sprinkled with stripper glitter.
Scuttle Plug- a navy style plug so big it wont fit in the tin.
Senior Chief RR- This salty rubbed out flake has been brined, it's usually rubbed the wrong way and bites like hell.
F.O.D. Flake- A surprise in every tin.
Sea Bee Mixture- A course blend of green tobaccos grown in Gaum, featuring a heavy rum casing and sprinkled with stripper glitter.
Napoleonic- A powerful Dutch style aromatic blend of petite cut semois and dark fired flavored with rum grog and overwhelmed by latakia, tin aged for 100 days.
Debt Ceiling
There are two opposing opinions on this blend, but neither one really matters since neither paid for it and both are going to smoke it.
There are two opposing opinions on this blend, but neither one really matters since neither paid for it and both are going to smoke it.
I've always thought a blend called 'Dog Rocket' would sell quite well!