Notice that the guy from Sutliff isn't smoking it... nor does he dare to even touch the pouch for that matter...
BIG TELL there!
... and, the Sutliff guy keeps having to restrain and hide his '
evil chimp up to some shenanigans' grinning... and, his eyes keep nervously darting over to Jeremy every few seconds... I guess to check to see if Jeremy is turning green yet; or, if Jeremy is going to blurt out something like: "
... I detect the not-so-subtle notes of... green Mennon Speed-Stick Deodorant... or... floral undertones of pink urinal cake...".
Want to have some fun?
Crank your playback speed on the video to 2X mode, and watch
only the Sutliff guy reacting to Jeremy smoking the #79 -
if you can - and, tell me his expressions and body-language aren't unlike some 5th Grade 'Prank Master', who got caught crazy-gluing all the other kids' combination locks closed on their gym lockers... and yet, while sitting in the chair, outside the Principal's Office, knowing his is in big trouble, he still cant stop snicking and finding the whole thing outragously hysterical...
On a serious, non-licorice, note...
IF - big supposition there - Mixture No. 79 was: "
the biggest selling tobacco in the U.S. for several decades...", as the Sutliff man spuriously claims at the 7:10 mark on the video, do they also have an accurate accounting of how many of those pouches only had one bowl extracted from them, and then the remaining bag subsequently thrown-away in sheer horror?
Or, are the surviving victims too terrorized to talk?
P.T. Barnum built an empire on the understanding that there is a sucker born every minute... and perhaps, the original blender of M-79 understood this too...
Or, perhaps he was an evil genius, who decided to unleash this vile-creation on a world of blenders who laughed at his blending theories at the tobbacco blenders academy?
The world may never know... and, it will only cost you about $5.50 for a 1.5 ounce pouch of the stuff to find out for yourself... Just remember two old adages: "You pays your money and you takes your chances", and, "So, abandon hope, all ye who enter here."
No, seriously, it's not that bad... seriously... trust me... go ahead, try it... it's not like something bad is going to happen to you... seriously... :::attempting to hide my snickering::: , and failing miserably, just like the man from Sutliff on the video.
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