no but it is where I realize you've been smoking crack.
Low Fat Mayo Sucks
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it's just sugar. It gets a reputation for being worse, because it's cheaper and is put into products at an much higher rate. Basically if you put that much cane sugar in stuff it would be prohibitively expensive and cause just the same health problems. And it's put into everything so people are eating insanely unhealthy levels of sugar all the time now. Worst part it's cheaper because it's made from corn and corn is subsidized.
Fun stuff. Or why that's pretty much an American problem or at least a problem with American companies.
yeah the stuff is going in the trash. Like I said would rather add water. But I still think it was sweet that she was trying to look out for me. Can't win them all.
Low fat mayo, half and half, cottage cheese, and sour cream all suck donkey nuts. Get the real stuff and enjoy in moderation.
I know exactly what is in our mayo, because my wife always makes it from scratch. If you want less fat, put less on.
The store at which I shop offers X, XX and XXX mayo, designating increasing levels of fat. Of course I buy the XXX. Then when I get home I liquify the lb of fatback that I also buy and mix it with the mayo, making what I call XXXXXXXX mayo.
Now that's tasty!!!
Now that's tasty!!!
yeah I know. It's a pretty simple equation. It's what I normally do. And the awesome thing is you can tell how little I use by how long a jar lasts. But nope someone had to try the low fat.
Low fat mayo is the work of the devil. Whoever invented that shit deserves their own dedicated circle of hell. Right below the person that invented low fat sour cream, which is almost as bad. Although at the very bottom of the infernal pit is the false prophet that created Miracle Whip ?, but that’s another subject, I reckon.
I don’t like mayonnaise but that is probably because i just was exposed to whatever was the cheapest Mayo my parents bought. Miracle whip is of the devil. Now spicy Mayo like in a spicy tuna roll I like. But regular Mayo get that away from my sandwich.
probably the same person that thought oatmeal raisin cookies where not a war crime.
Eat natural food. If you are getting fat, eat less, but still eat natural.
not the best choice of phrase for a mayo discussion. You might get someone talking about things we aren't supposed to talk about here.
Good advice. the only diet that works is less food.
I love a good mayonnaise. Grew up with Hellman's, but in CA it's called "Best Foods". I usually add some olive oil and lemon juice, and capers when having seafood.
110% the right answer!
Our big revelation was trying heritage Greek black pig pork, raised on farm, foraging in an oak and beech forest, and very importantly slaughtered many months later than typical mass production pork as the pigs were left to fatten themselves naturally, not confined in a metal box. The meat was ruby red, taste out of this world and FILLING. When the taste is so intense you naturally eat less.
half way to our goal then. Which is to make you fat, like really fat. Our aim is to turn you into more of a ball then a human. Like the size where your legs look like they start a few inches above the ankles. I probably shouldn't have told you that, oppss.
Full fat guy here - full cream milk, butter, whole eggs only
I'd rather do without, that sully my palate with any of those ersatz, chemicals-laden "foods" and condiments
I'd rather do without, that sully my palate with any of those ersatz, chemicals-laden "foods" and condiments