Just bringing this up to date. Based on input, Hyde Park and Stonehenge have been added as "official" Lakelands. Grousmoor has been reassigned and a few others have been added in.
If you know of any we missed or would like to contest a ranking, please speak up. Also, please review the unassigned and "honorable mentions" at the end.
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1- Is that a wee bit of sauce, maybe, in the background?
Stonehenge, Hyde Park
2- You can taste it but it doesn't need its own pipe.
Bob's Chocolate Flake, Dark Flake Unscented, Best Brown #2
3- Try not to store it in the same container as your delicate VA flakes.
Brown Flake Scented
4- You only smoke it in a cob.
Grousemoor
5- You sit it out to air a day or two in advance of smoking.
Bosun Cut Plug Unscented, Coniston Cut Plug Unscented
6- It's a bit much, but you're pretty sure you'll come to like it.
#7 Broken Flake, Dark Flake Scented
7- The dog barks to go out whenever you load a pipe.
Rich Dark Honeydew, Bosun Cut Plug Aromatic
8- The dog makes you go out whenever you load a pipe.
Glengarry, SG Special Flake #1, SG Special Flake #3
9- Your wife inquires about your fidelity and searches you tobacco storage closet for a courtesan.
Coniston Cut Plug Aromatic, Kendal Flake, Grasmere, Grousmoor
10- The postal carrier has strapped you package to the roof of his vehicle and wears gloves to handle it.
X
11- If you dare!
Ennerdale
Unassigned list. If you've smoked any of these blends, please help us with a rating. Finally, if you disagree with any of the assigned rankings, initiate a debate so we can hammer it out based on consensus of the experienced.
Not yet assigned:
Durian
SG Cannon Plug
The Honorable Mention list are ones, to my understanding, not actually produced by native Lakelanders, but I've put a numeric value beside them based on your input. If any are actually Lakeland tobacco, please correct me.
Honorable Mentions:
Warhorse (3)
Mixture 79 (7)