Its kinda hard to drive without a pipe ... and a coffee ... and a bacon,egg and cheese sandwich, ... and a cell phone ... and a map ... how would you do it properly ???
Where I live, if you look like this you are probably over 50 and own a multi-million dollar house, so you won't get pulled over.If you are a long haired guy with huge holes in your ears wearing some band t-shirt and dirty jeans, sure... you hippy, expect the cops to shake you down everywhere you go.
I am over 50 and have a few houses... or, did I not understand the question?Where I live, if you look like this you are probably over 50 and own a multi-million dollar house, so you won't get pulled over.
And where, pray tell, is that? Aspen? Marin Co? L.A.?Where I live, if you look like this you are probably over 50 and own a multi-million dollar house, so you won't get pulled over.
Au contraire, mon ami. That's just dangerous in any but clear freeway driving.Because the long stem of a churchwarden allows you to do either or both of the following:
It's all about SAFE DRIVIING, my man!
- Hold the wheel with both hands and just lean slightly or not at all to sip from the pipe.
- Rest the elbow of the hand holding the pipe on the console and comfortably sip with nary a head motion, thus keeping your sights on the road.
Yeah, if you can't clench for a moment when the driving gets hairy, you're s.o.l., and a Churchwarden isn't going to be a help if you have to flash your lights while swerving and changing the track because another Celine Dion abomination started playing.Besides not all of us are clenchers.
Presuming you didn't smoke while on your bike!?To the original posters question; I have driven all across this country in nearly all 50 states in semi-trucks as well as motorcycles and passenger vehicles... As far as I am aware, there is no such law in any state preventing you from driving a vehicle while smoking your pipe.
Well, it's not a pipe, and he's not driving, but I get your point! I clench on putts, chips and short pitches. Am certain I'd bite the stem off on a full shot.Of course it's legal to drive a pipe while smoking. You'll destroy it, for sure, but it's your property and there's nothing to stop you if that's your thing.
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As a fellow Frenchman I can confirm we cannot drive properly. I'm glad I spend the majority of the time in New York City where I do not need to drive.That said, the French are incapable of driving properly in any sense of the word and there is pretty much no one to enforce all the theoretical laws on the books.
Well, it's not a pipe, and he's not driving, but I get your point! I clench on putts, chips and short pitches. Am certain I'd bite the stem off on a full shot.
LA, where I got pulled over for smoking my pipe was on Lincoln going up from Marina del Rey to Santa Monica.And where, pray tell, is that? Aspen? Marin Co? L.A.?
How to put your location in your Profile!: Under your avatar, (top right, left most of three symbols) you choose "Account Details", which brings up "My Account". "My Location" is halfway down. Please!
I was making a joke that long hair, torn up jeans, and a band T-Shirt is the uniform of a wealthy baby boomer in West LA. Young hoodlums who are going to get shaken down by the cops tend to be cleaner cut with diamond studs and shaved headsI am over 50 and have a few houses... or, did I not understand the question?
To see where I live, just hover over my avatar, and it will tell you. Everyone should fill this out so that we don't have to ask when questions of temperature, humidity, or restrictions come up. Unless of course you are wanted by Homeland security... like @olkofri , the forum's very own cute little angry smoking bear.