I used to think nothing was better than sex...

[nkourilo]

Until I started smoking a pipe. When you want a pipe you just fill it up and go. You don't need to take it to dinner, listen to it complain about it's day, pretend to agree about how wonderful obamacare is or that Hillary would make a great president. When you're done, you don't need to cuddle with it, talk about what the future holds, go antiquing with it on sunday. It doesn't care if you walk the dog, put out the trash or mow the lawn. It sits quietly while you're watching the game, making itself available if you want it but otherwise being unobtrusive. And if you want to bring in another pipe, it doesn't cry, call you a bastard or throw your things out on the front lawn.

And best of all, in a pinch, if you really need to, that hole doesn't need to be filled with tobacco.

 

[msandoval858]

I see your point. And I like pipes and all but if I had pick between females and pipes... I wouldn't be here

 

[ithelouniverse]

In a pinch it doesn't have to be filled with tobacco?!
Please dude. For the love of Christ, DO NOT sex up your pipes...

 

[Strike Anywhere]

hmmmm, either you're hittin' the bottle tonight or you haven't had sex in a while (or maybe both)? ;-)
I love smoking my pipes, but I can't say it's better than sex...and this is coming from a married guy that's been doing it with the same woman for a while now.
Also my pipes don't wash any clothes, make any dinner, clean the house, provide additional income, motivate me, or inspire me. I guess for some people pipes could fulfill those last three, but not for me.

 

[sailorjeremy]

Though I appreciate your stab at the "I'm a pipe smoking, chest beating, mountain of a man." type of mentality. The fact is (for me at least), that behind every great man is a great woman. A mans life revolves around his family and however attached I may be to my pipes, they just aren't family.
And there are VERY few things in the world better than the majestical powers of sex. :rofl:

 

[latbomber]

Uhhhuhhh....let's just say that I don't share your views haha.

 

[nsfisher]

Hmmm, I think you have been having sex wrong all these years.

 

[papipeguy]

I wouldn't go so far as to say piping is a substitute but a bowl lasts longer, gives as much, inot more, comfort, you don't have to cuddle your pipe afterward, though sometimes I do, and you can switch blends anytime you want without the other tins getting jealous. A pipe will go with you anywhere do anything with you 7 days a week at any time of day r all day. Just saying.......

 

[apatim]

Funny stuff! :rofl:

 

[cortezattic]

Funny post, Nick! :lol:

 

[pipestud]

I love my pipes and will load 'em up with tobacco and smoke 'em. Call me a prude, but that's as far as I'll go with 'em. 8O
Pipestud

 

[faust]

, if you really need to, that hole doesn't need to be filled with tobacco.

hahahaha :rofl:
This whole thread is the funniest thing I've read in a long time xD

 

[settersbrace]

Keep talking like that and you may just end up cuddling with your pipes because that's all that'll be left. Lol!

 

[gregprince]

I vote for a warm snuggle with my wife and Obamacare, having previously sought sex and insurance on the open market, with a pre-existing medical condition. Neither of my choices is perfect but they beat the heck out of anything else I see out there.

 

[dread]

Vastly prefer the company of my Wife, and I will in fact forego my evening smoke and spend time with her if I've been too busy.
But I do love my pipes. Probably not the same way . . .

 

[necron99]

"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex." Aldous Huxley.

 

[allan]

I'm going to guess that nkourilo was posting as a 'life observation', not fully serious

 

[bowler1]

Yeah...I have to admit that I have often chosen to go up in my den and have Scotch and smoke my pipe instead of the other alternative.
Don't think my wife appreciates it too much...

 

[thesmokindragon]

Better idea, smoking bacci pipe "while" having sex :worship:

 

[mrjerke]

Remind me not to leave my pipes alone with this guy.