I used to think nothing was better than sex...

[fadingdaylight]

I think I'll stick with sex over pipes. Even manual sex. But, hey, I get it, a lot of you.. older.. gentlemen may not have the drive anymore. Life takes it's toll... ah, fu©k it, pack a bowl. Lol.
We just need to work on doing both at the same time, but then we will need another new word... I vote for smucking.

 

[cobguy]

... I vote for smucking

You're a very cunning linguist! :mrgreen:

 

[kanaka95]

Love it when the thread gets classic.(LOL)

 

[mso489]

I used to think nothing was better than sex, but then I decided, no, sex is better than nothing. Sounds

a little like something Groucho Marx would say.

 

[rmbittner]

"A mans life revolves around his family..."
Speak for yourself, please. I don't require a "family" to be a man.
Bob

 

[isaiahsheelers]

I still believe there is nothing better than sex but pipe smoking is just wonderful..You enjoy it more definitely.. :D

 

[nkourilo]

As I read all the great posts to this thread, I see it is important to clarify my original post.

Please understand, I do enjoy the company of a woman.

Now, I am, by nature, a humble man so I write this with the utmost humility; when I "get going", I will last a full 4 minutes.

In the interest of complete disclosure, the 4 minutes does break down to 1 minute of action and 3 minutes spent apologizing.

Nevertheless, Contrast that with the 1 hour or more it takes me to enjoy a properly packed bowl and considering the pipe doesn't cry & complain if I don't get it right the first time.

I can poke around at my leisure until everything is perfect.

Hopefully, this clarifies things a bit.

 

[12pups]

4 minutes... Come to think of it, all my pipes are like that! (When I'm on my motorcycle... cuz that's how long it takes me to get from my house to the highway, and then -- fwufff -- all gone.
Sex? Whole 'nother matter. I'm old. And as my mentor poet once wrote "I find there are three things I can do now I couldn't when I was younger: Eat chocolate without getting acne, take a nap anytime anywhere, and make love slow."

 

[igloo]

As a man I always want things I do not have and once I found a woman who could not do pushups because her arms were to short and smoke a pipe like I never would ,I was hooked .YMMV :crazy:

 

[monty55]

nkourilo 8O

 

[peckinpahhombre]

I never participated in this thread because . . . well . . . it is tawdry . . . and as you all know, I am above that sort of humour.
Further, I didn't think there was any connection between sex and smoking a pipe.
And then today, I went to grab one of my tampers and did a double take:

 

[peckinpahhombre]

And then I went to the exotic pipe collection . . . and, is that what I think it is . . . damn you all!

 

[12pups]

That is a lovely orchid pipe..

 

[terry]

Nice pipe humor. ::

 

[claypipesarchaeologist]

Good stuff, Peck! :rofl: