there are free standing smoke eater units made for houses too.
http://www.homesmokeeater.com/?mysmokeeater
http://www.homesmokeeater.com/?mysmokeeater
Come on now, a man of your means? You spend more than that every year on Peterson Pipes. :PAt that price I will open a window!
When we found out my wife was pregnant, I moved the smoking to the garage; really, I just never ended up moving back in...by the time the kid came along, I had built myself a decent man-cave, complete with comfy chairs, HDTV, and a beer fridge. I've invested in a couple of ceramic heaters for the winter, and in the summer, its the coolest (non-AC) room in the house; usually maintains a nice 23-25c.
As the weather improves, however, I find myself being drawn outside more and more with the pipe - there is something about mowing the lawn, washing the truck, standing over the BBQ, or just simply contemplating the world going by on a sunny afternoon that is akin to a little slice of heaven.