I Only Like Crappy Pipes

[warren]

I much prefer the well trained, educated, selfish, egotistical moron over the ill trained, ill bred egotistical moron. I find them to be more entertaining to converse with.

 

[jorgesoler]

I much prefer the well trained, educated, selfish, egotistical moron over the ill trained, ill bred egotistical moron. I find them to be more entertaining to converse with.

Kudos to that

 

[Mr.Mike]

a classic design cannot be improved

Look at this guy, he still uses a wash board to clean his clothes and still shits in a hole in the ground.

 

[jorgesoler]

Look at this guy, he still uses a wash board to clean his clothes and still shits in a hole in the ground.

You are bold, I will give you that :D

 

[samuelgawith01]

Look at this guy, he still uses a wash board to clean his clothes and still shits in a hole in the ground.

I resemble that.?

 

[ophiuchus]

? -I do appreciate the defiance here, and I do like the pipe in the original post. I like what I like too much to take offense, otherwise.

Isn't there an actual Crappy Pipe brand?

Yeah, I took the bait. I thought the Crappy Pipe brand was what this thread was going to be about.

 

[samuelgawith01]

I still remember drolling over those Peterson pipes in my late teens. I was only a student at the time and could not afford to pay that kind of money for a pipe, so I daydreamed a lot, and daydream I did. Back then I was only hoping one day will come when I was wealthy enough to afford one for myself. The problem though is I am no longer interested. Not that I only own crappy pipes, but I do not even use them. True. Over the years I have acquired quite a collection, but I never find myself reaching for the most expensive ones. I personally find them burdensome, impractical, and somewhat annoying. As a matter of fact, I have sold many on eBay, and I am planning to sell even more. My perfect pipe now is a billiard with a 19mm concave bowl and a short stem. "Issue pipes" I call them. Let me tell you one thing, if you are interested in tobacco and tobacco alone, beauty is in geometrics. I will not disclose my source, but I can buy each pipe for about $30, and I am still thinking they are too expensive. When I see you guys being so infatuated with your pipes, I cannot help thinking about those old fat geezers all geared in their riding outfits going through their midlife crisis. They all have beautiful bikes with all the rings and bells on, I will give you that. Shame they are so low on stamina though. Wearing lycra does not make you a cyclist. Riding a bike does. Sorry for the inconvenience, but it had to be said and it has been said.

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I only wear Lycra when I smoke my Svend Bang. ?

 

[saltedplug]

Obnoxious opinions can be caused by tight shoes.

 

[FurCoat]

Isn't there an actual Crappy Pipe brand?

There is...and then there is Paykoc

 

[FurCoat]

Obnoxious opinions can be caused by tight shoes.

All these years it was my shoes...I thought I was just an asshole.

 

[samuelgawith01]

Obnoxious opinions can be caused by tight shoes.

?

 

[Ahi Ka]

Isn't there an actual Crappy Pipe brand?

There’s a local coffee company here in NZ called crap coffee.

 

[bnichols23]

Hey, wait just a minute...are you the reincarnation of TuffTony?

Oh, no, not that again! ?

 

[bnichols23]

I am not entirely sure who you talkin' about

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Be glad. -grin-

 

[weezell]

Look for it,look for it...

 

[Mr.Pink]

You do You!

 

[ophiuchus]

Look for it,look for it...

? -There it is!

 

[weezell]

...

 

[didimauw]

I also enjoy inexpensive pipes. I'm in it for the tobacco. Which my favorites are also inexpensive. I've never paid more than 120 dollars for a pipe. And both I paid that much for I sold.

I could live on a Grabow and Carter Hall. Done. Although, I'm really starting to enjoy my new meer ....

 

[BROBS]

I am not entirely sure who you talkin' about

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What’s this?!