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marconi

Part of the Furniture Now
May 17, 2019
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England
like most men in my city i go to the Turkish barbers every three weeks where you get the following whether you ask for it or not.
Apple tea,Nos2 back and sides 3 on top,hot towel,ear hairs set on fire, eye brows trimmed,head, neck massage finished off with Turkish cologne massaged into the scalp.Then you pay the man half of what you paid twenty years ago when you went to the barbers.I haven't been back since they reopened as my wife does a fine job.
I fear they may come looking for me.
 

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Lifer
Nov 13, 2019
11,765
40,045
IA
like most men in my city i go to the Turkish barbers every three weeks where you get the following whether you ask for it or not.
Apple tea,Nos2 back and sides 3 on top,hot towel,ear hairs set on fire, eye brows trimmed,head, neck massage finished off with Turkish cologne massaged into the scalp.Then you pay the man half of what you paid twenty years ago when you went to the barbers.I haven't been back since they reopened as my wife does a fine job.
I fear they may come looking for me.
they light your ear hair on fire? wtf
 
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3rdguy

Lifer
Aug 29, 2017
3,472
7,299
Iowa
like most men in my city i go to the Turkish barbers every three weeks where you get the following whether you ask for it or not.
Apple tea,Nos2 back and sides 3 on top,hot towel,ear hairs set on fire, eye brows trimmed,head, neck massage finished off with Turkish cologne massaged into the scalp.Then you pay the man half of what you paid twenty years ago when you went to the barbers.I haven't been back since they reopened as my wife does a fine job.
I fear they may come looking for me.
Are you conscious throughout this?
 
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marconi

Part of the Furniture Now
May 17, 2019
696
5,350
England
they light your ear hair on fire? wtf
I kid you not,they dip a stick that has wadding on into blue coloured fuel then set light to it.They then wave it around your ears and it burns/ singes the hairs inside and outside your ears for older men its quite a bonfire:ROFLMAO:.The customer does not move a muscle because you are a man right! you are surrounded by other men and you ain't no wuss.You just think this guy knows what he is doing:oops:
 

Chasing Embers

Captain of the Black Frigate
Nov 12, 2014
45,769
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I kid you not,they dip a stick that has wadding on into blue coloured fuel then set light to it.They then wave it around your ears and it burns/ singes the hairs inside and outside your ears for older men its quite a bonfire:ROFLMAO:.The customer does not move a muscle because you are a man right! you are surrounded by other men and you ain't no wuss.You just think this guy knows what he is doing:oops:
Had it done many times myself. Other than the smell, it's not an unpleasant experience.
 

mortonbriar

Lifer
Oct 25, 2013
2,829
6,191
New Zealand
I used to shave my hair off with the new year, last time I did that I was single, and now I am married 13 years so hair is getting quite long. Every time my wife tells me to get my 'split ends done' I tell her to put the same money into a good pair of scissors and she can do it for me, even chop it all off if she feels like it. She always says she will, but we have a permanent cycle of procrastination going now so its hard to break I think.
 

cosmicfolklore

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Aug 9, 2013
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Between the Heart of Alabama and Hot Springs NC
Dang, I made a post with pictures and the whole shebang! Now, I can't find it. Errrrrgggg... In short... I am lucky to have a daughter who was scheduled to get her state boards for cosmetology done the day after they closed down our state, and they haven't started rescheduling yet... so she came by my place the other day and cut my hair on the back deck with lots of PPE stuff on. She is living on her own now, so... by the way, WE ARE EMPTY NESTERS NOW!!! So, I spend a lot of my time naked, around the house, in the garden, or hell... I have to check to see if I have pants on when we go for our walk around the block at night.
 
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Chasing Embers

Captain of the Black Frigate
Nov 12, 2014
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Its when the guy sticks it up your nose to get the nose hairs thats when it gets serious.Allways leave a good tip.
Never had that one, and mine would start an inferno.rotf

With all the pandemic paranoia, I've become the family hair care guy.

Oldest Daughter-undercut with highlights.

Youngest Daughter-pixie cut

Son-flat top fade

Wife-layered with feathered bangs

Mother-flip and curled

Stepfather-long military buzz
 

marconi

Part of the Furniture Now
May 17, 2019
696
5,350
England
Whilst all this is going on the guy in the seat next to you is having a wet shave and the barber is using an open blade razor.it gets very tense.
 
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Chasing Embers

Captain of the Black Frigate
Nov 12, 2014
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Whilst all this is going on the guy in the seat next to you is having a wet shave and the barber is using an open blade razor.it gets very tense.
I often use straight razors myself. I've always loved going to a barber that did it. The hot towel, preshave oil, hot lather, and cool feel of the blade against my skin. I could easily compare it to one of my wife's spa days.
 
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