Maybe get her one of these? ?
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How to Disable Wife's Sense of Smell
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Yes, sadly, we do live in a satire-free world now.Maybe get her one of these? ?
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No satire but satirical reality.Maybe get her one of these? ?
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This you can't top with real satire.
I have several buddies whose wives nag them about smoking and other vices. I can't wrap my head around that kind of existence - it sounds miserable. My wife lets me do whatever I want, but I have to wonder whether it's her personality, or whether it's because I do whatever I want. I still take care of everything needing tending, so after that, I enjoy being a free person.
Best of luck in your situation. Maybe start smoking crack for a week, then go back to pipe tobacco. After that whirlwind week, she won't mind the smell of the tobacco.
Best of luck in your situation. Maybe start smoking crack for a week, then go back to pipe tobacco. After that whirlwind week, she won't mind the smell of the tobacco.
All throughout the annals of time, men have had to choose between putting the ashtray outside or getting a new wife or girlfriend... or both. Although it sucks when you lose both your wife and girlfriend at the same time. It can really slow down your love life. 
Or maybe it's simply because you're wearing the pants, which protects you from being pushed around like a mop.
Yup, I was correct: you're wearing the pants (and the boots ?).
not a good plan. It's seem like the worst thing you can do for your sex life. I mean it's given out free pretty much everywhere until you get a wife or girlfriend. It's clearly having someone to cook for and make those smart choices you already know you should make but don't on your own....
the cat is judging something you did, not sure what but that's the "I love this human but what's wrong with them" look.
I should have said "taking care of everything needing tending that's under my purview.". Wifey does her fair share and then some.
But, yes, pants are good. One of the buddies I was thinking of just doesn't stand up for himself. To be fair, his wife is a formidable opponent, but she's also relegated him to being a second-class citizen in his own house and he has issued little protest. Different strokes for different blokes, I guess.
I know a guy like that. Outside the house he acts like he is in charge of everything, real asshole. But, at home, he pretty much is just one of the pets, except I don't think he is allowed on the furniture. But, it's hard to blame him. She looks like she could flip a truck.
so you're saying your wife is ripped and you're typing this from underneath the dining room table?
he's a cutie goof. Got smart eyes too and dig those paws he certainly is a fluffy lad.
I have a few places to smoke,
Basement ,that where my computer is.
Basement bathroom , covers up other odors,
Outside on the porch and deck
My car and truck when driving alone .
My shop at home ,and gun room. I have a small welding shop.
We both are x cigarette smokers for years
When my wife had breathing issues she quit ,I quit also.
But with my pipe that I had at the time ,and a humidor full of cherry cavindish
I couldn't resist ,
Both wife and son don't mind the pipe smoke "it smells good" from both.
The home shop ,,my little happy place .
Basement ,that where my computer is.
Basement bathroom , covers up other odors,
Outside on the porch and deck
My car and truck when driving alone .
My shop at home ,and gun room. I have a small welding shop.
We both are x cigarette smokers for years
When my wife had breathing issues she quit ,I quit also.
But with my pipe that I had at the time ,and a humidor full of cherry cavindish
I couldn't resist ,
Both wife and son don't mind the pipe smoke "it smells good" from both.
The home shop ,,my little happy place .