I'd bet they have a will.
A man with 80 milion, can afford a trust.
I'd bet they have a will.
800 thousand dachshund pups, but it's still a lot!And if Gene poisoned Betsy, her heirs get the 80 million
At a hundred dollars each, that’s 8 million dachshund puppies!
Better, I bet they have a Trust. Keeps things private.I'd bet they have a will.
Yep! And less costly and more efficient for the beneficiaries.Better, I bet they have a Trust. Keeps things private.
I’ve got two dogs in bed with me staring at me right now!Egads! This is turning into one of the funnier sicko threads...
I'll never look at a Dachshund quite the same. Our Chigi, Satchel, being the chow hound that she is, would no doubt find me delicious if the situation so dictated.
Are they licking you…a lot?I’ve got two dogs in bed with me staring at me right now!
War story time.
A dead body not previously attended to by a real doctor before death must be examined by the county coroner. All this goes back centuries to Olde England.
And so it came to pass once upon a time a pasture renter checked on a little old lady, and found she had passed in her sleep.
And he called the sheriff who called the coroner who called the public administrator who called me and I said who are the next of kin, and she said the nieces and nephews live far across the ocean.
So I called them, long distance, very long distance.
And they said to do as I thought best.
So I called the renter, and asked if he’d like to meet me to change locks and he said—-
Hell no. There’s a Rottweiler out there, he’s mean as hell, bites the tires on my truck. He lives in the garage.
I moved heaven and earth to save the dog.
Then I scoured hell for somebody willing to shoot the dog.
So eventually I hired a paid assassin who is still a good friend of mine from Humansville and stationed him outside with a Browning Auto Five loaded with #1 buck.
And I said whatever you do when I flush him from the garage don’t shoot me.
We even gave the Rottweiler a decent Christian burial.
And I had a court order approving the entire sordid business.
Personally, I think they take the mean from 10 maladjusted dachshunds and squeeze into one Chihuahua. There is not dog I hate and afraid of more than a chihuahua.They are diabolical little devils. I have heard of several dachshund attacks. In groups they work as a team, like mongooses taking down a cobra.
FYI, a month for lab test results from an autopsy is pretty standard. (My ex's father was once a coroner.) If we want faster turn-around of tests, we'll have to pay for much larger labs. The public has never had the stomach for that.Don't forget his fabulous cameo in Young Frankenstein!
Now the newscasters are saying a month before forensics will be complete. Is the City Different working with early 20th C. tools?
Unfortunately for the poor dog, his owner only had a will, with no providing for his care and upkeep.Did the dog have a revocable trust?![]()
FYI, a month for lab test results from an autopsy is pretty standard. (My ex's father was once a coroner.) If we want faster turn-around of tests, we'll have to pay for much larger labs. The public has never had the stomach for that.
Unless there is a pressing public safety issue (e.g., the possibility that the death was due to a highly contagious disease), tests are generally handled in the order they arrive. Most U.S. labs have about a month's backlog to work through.
We always want to know right away why the rich and famous die, but our interest doesn't make this a public safety issue. So it will take about a month to get the results, as it has for just about every celebrity death over the last 50+ years.
Funny they’ve not checked smartphone data, yet.Latest news I've seen.
At a press conference at the Santa Fe County Sheriff’s Office on Friday afternoon, Sheriff Adan Mendoza announced that an investigation by Dr Heather Jarrell, New Mexico's Chief Medical Investigator, had revealed that Hackman’s pacemaker had stopped 10 days before his body was found.
There are a number of other ways that the very rich can avoid taxes on their wealth after they fall off the perch, like setting up a charitable foundation or trust, which employs all of the family members, borrowing against their holdings that allows them to avoid paying taxes on it, and a number of other tax dodges. But you need to have enough wealth to qualify for the tax pass. Mere millionaires can forget about it.And after either 14 million or 28 million if they planned it right, here comes Uncle Sam for his cut of Gene’s 80 million !
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Mine is a Chigi, half Chihuahua and half Corgi, and she is about the sweetest little dog one could hope to meet, once she gets to know you. The Corgi part seems to get rid of the worst of Chihuahua temperamental issues, but it does make her a bit headstrong, and she'll keep trying to herd me on walks.Personally, I think they take the mean from 10 maladjusted dachshunds and squeeze into one Chihuahua. There is not dog I hate and afraid of more than a chihuahua.
A month seems like a very long time for any autopsy!FYI, a month for lab test results from an autopsy is pretty standard. (My ex's father was once a coroner.) If we want faster turn-around of tests, we'll have to pay for much larger labs. The public has never had the stomach for that.
Unless there is a pressing public safety issue (e.g., the possibility that the death was due to a highly contagious disease), tests are generally handled in the order they arrive. Most U.S. labs have about a month's backlog to work through.
We always want to know right away why the rich and famous die, but our interest doesn't make this a public safety issue. So it will take about a month to get the results, as it has for just about every celebrity death over the last 50+ years.