I am bald, 250lbs with a 4 door wrangler. Top down and my top off is the way to go. I don't give a S--t how I look because the breeze is amazimg. If you see man boobs then you shouldn't have looked over. I have fabric seats with a t-shirt draped on the back, perfection. Only thing better is a motorcycle, which I am trying to retire because I work in a level 1 trauma center. FYI I don't smoke or go topless on the motorcycle, can't scare the public that bad. When I smoke my pipe I put on sunglasses and hold my pipe by the stem and hand coming from above. My hand kind of cuffs the sides and top of the bowl, closest to my face. Like cuffing your hand trying to lite it when it's windy. I usually smoke less expensive tobacco while driving because you do loose the room note. If you are a tobbacoholic like me then you get crafty getting that nic hit in. I do a lot of tamping. I perfected it to the point an extremely little amount of unlit ash may flutter out, no burning embers. Again I really cuff the bowl. It is not the way I enjoy a pipe but when I am nicking, it beats sitting on the side of the road. As for shirtless the older you get the less you care what others think. On a beautiful warm day, with nowhere to be, going shirtless is like not wearing a condom. If you haven't tried it you don't know what ur missing!
I'm sorry.