Driving A Car With Your Shirt Off

[puff_not_snuff]

I am bald, 250lbs with a 4 door wrangler. Top down and my top off is the way to go. I don't give a S--t how I look because the breeze is amazimg. If you see man boobs then you shouldn't have looked over. I have fabric seats with a t-shirt draped on the back, perfection. Only thing better is a motorcycle, which I am trying to retire because I work in a level 1 trauma center. FYI I don't smoke or go topless on the motorcycle, can't scare the public that bad. When I smoke my pipe I put on sunglasses and hold my pipe by the stem and hand coming from above. My hand kind of cuffs the sides and top of the bowl, closest to my face. Like cuffing your hand trying to lite it when it's windy. I usually smoke less expensive tobacco while driving because you do loose the room note. If you are a tobbacoholic like me then you get crafty getting that nic hit in. I do a lot of tamping. I perfected it to the point an extremely little amount of unlit ash may flutter out, no burning embers. Again I really cuff the bowl. It is not the way I enjoy a pipe but when I am nicking, it beats sitting on the side of the road. As for shirtless the older you get the less you care what others think. On a beautiful warm day, with nowhere to be, going shirtless is like not wearing a condom. If you haven't tried it you don't know what ur missing!

I'm sorry.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Like I give a shit what someone thinks…. you bunch of shifty shirt lovers!

 

[philobeddoe]

 

[rajangan]

I climbed into my car yesterday to grab a lighter out of the glove box. It was 95° and sunny and I just about burned my back on the leather. So, I'm thinking 95° is in the temperature border zone where I would consider going shirtless in a car, but also the border zone of suffering 2nd degree burns. Life is full of difficult decisions.

 

[anotherbob]

Good thing we can't see each other posting as I do worry at times that some log on shirtless.

all the time.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

Like I give a shit what someone thinks…. you bunch of shifty shirt lovers!

Do you give a "s___" about how you think about yourself?

 

[briarbuck]

 

[Kissel bixby]

Leather against skin outside the bedroom is a no no. Cloth seats only, for all types of vehicle nudity, during summer months of course.

 

[anotherbob]

Only thing better is a motorcycle, which I am trying to retire because I work in a level 1 trauma center.

Seriously. I worked in billing and the two things I'd think when a case with a book sized amount of reports crossed my desk I knew it was probably one of three things, motorcycle, fall from a roof, or someone getting t-boned in a car. One time it was a boating accident and to this day I don't know if the doctor made a typo or not by saying it was a motor boning accident (he once described a car crash as a fight with a tree).
The one that stuck with me was far from the worst. Patient was at a red light on a bike and a car threw him off the bike because he stopped right untop of his back tire and his bumper kind of smooshed the tire. What I remember is having some jerk at the insurance company actually claim that he shouldn't have been on the bike during that time of day. Had to fight for them to pay on that one.

 

[DAR]

Top down and my top off is the way to go. I don't give a S--t how I look because the breeze is amazimg.......

That's some good shirtless-guy talk! BTW, Guys with super hairy backs say that too.

On a beautiful warm day, with nowhere to be, going shirtless is like not wearing a condom. If you haven't tried it you don't know what ur missing!

That's how shirtless guys end up being baby-daddies. No shirt, no condom, no problem.

 

[Country Bladesmith]

If you see man boobs then you shouldn't have looked over.

I am so getting this quote made into a bumper sticker! ???

 

[anotherbob]

That's some good shirtless-guy talk! BTW, Guys with super hairy backs say that too.


That's how shirtless guys end up being baby-daddies. No shirt, no condom, no problem.

oh that's easy to avoid just learn how to bail out at the right moment.

 

[Country Bladesmith]

oh that's easy to avoid just learn how to bail out at the right moment.

Yeah, ‘cause that always works ?

 

[anotherbob]

Yeah, ‘cause that always works ?

it's easy. You just have to make sure your strong enough to get out of a leg lock in time. I never understood why it's hard for some people to not get people pregnant. There is literally one spot you hit anywhere else and no problem.

 

[hoosierpipeguy]

If someone wants to drive their car shirtless, who cares? I'd rather see a guy shirtless than these women with asses the size of rhinos wearing spandex. Should be a law against that crap.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

If someone wants to drive their car shirtless, who cares? I'd rather see a guy shirtless than these women with asses the size of rhinos wearing spandex. Should be a law against that crap.

I understand what you are getting at and am glad we finally live in a time that people can live as they want and not be ostracized.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

Seriously. I worked in billing and the two things I'd think when a case with a book sized amount of reports crossed my desk I knew it was probably one of three things, motorcycle, fall from a roof, or someone getting t-boned in a car. One time it was a boating accident and to this day I don't know if the doctor made a typo or not by saying it was a motor boning accident (he once described a car crash as a fight with a tree).
The one that stuck with me was far from the worst. Patient was at a red light on a bike and a car threw him off the bike because he stopped right untop of his back tire and his bumper kind of smooshed the tire. What I remember is having some jerk at the insurance company actually claim that he shouldn't have been on the bike during that time of day. Had to fight for them to pay on that one.

In my 20s I broke my pelvis in a work accident and the nurse was surprised that it wasn't due to riding a motorcycle.

 

[anantaandroscoggin]

I would need to wear a sign warning nearby folks "Do Not Stare Into the Glare of the Fishbelly White!"

(by the way, supposedly a T-shirt only give a SPF-6 protection level.)

 

[Kissel bixby]

First I do anesthesia at a level 1 trauma center. Why I am retiring my motorcycle is because 2 patients back to back were the 1st to say they wouldn't get back on a bike. It freaked me out like an omen. These guys can have 20 to 30 operations wash out and muscle flaps.... pretty awful. now on to the lighter side. We have come full circle. If you don't want to get a girl pregnant then simply avoid the situation. How you say? Visible man boobs driving shirtless or 3rd degree burns from leather seats that keep you incapacitated WOW new to the forum and already learned how to get out of child support so I can buy better pipes and tobacco! You guys really know what your doing.

 

[Sweet Home Alabama]

First I do anesthesia at a level 1 trauma center. Why I am retiring my motorcycle is because 2 patients back to back were the 1st to say they wouldn't get back on a bike. It freaked me out like an omen. These guys can have 20 to 30 operations wash out and muscle flaps.... pretty awful. now on to the lighter side. We have come full circle. If you don't want to get a girl pregnant then simply avoid the situation. How you say? Visible man boobs driving shirtless or 3rd degree burns from leather seats that keep you incapacitated WOW new to the forum and already learned how to get out of child support so I can buy better pipes and tobacco! You guys really know what your doing.

There was a car motorcycle accident here last month where the Jetta knocked the motorcyclist off the bike and several cars then ran over him. He didn’t survive. I’ve seen deer and other animals hit by vehicles. I pitted the first responders.