Does Anyone Dedicate Their Lighters to Certain Pipes or Blends?

[puff_not_snuff]

Now, let’s not totally take the fun out of pipe smoking...

 

[anotherbob]

When I smoked cigs, I always sought out the pink lighters as they were FAR less likely to be pocketed by people borrowing them.

Didn't you ask this yesterday, Harris?


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and black lighters get stolen the most.

 

[Ahi Ka]

I use Spanish cedar spills. Every time I buy a new pack I fast and meditate until I know which spill goes with which tobacco. Sometimes it takes days but the catharsis at the end makes it worth the effort.

Lucky you don’t dedicate them to pipes or you would be there for years trying to discern the match

 

[weezell]

...

 

[jpmcwjr]

Good Lord! How can you omit the obvious and not have a proper stable of tampers to dedicate to your pipe/lighter/tobacco/u-trou/pocket hankie ensemble??
I guess you never wore a necktie, so I left that out.......

 

[americaman]

This, folks, is why @cigrmaster is a national treasure. We must protect him at all costs.

 

[BROBS]

I dedicate all my lighters to Harris’s drug problem.

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

I have a foxtail that I only use on calabashes because of their huge bowls. It has a large flame so it saves me constantly having to mess around turning the flame up and back down on my Old Boy.

 

[musicman]

I'm late to the party and I just read through this thread: Pure comedy gold.

Also, I'm pretty sure this is the most "Harris" thread I've seen cigrmaster start in my year or so on the forum. Just brilliant.

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

I dedicate all my lighters to Harris’s drug problem.

Glad to see you back Brobs, you're badly needed here. It's only you, me and Funkenhouser using this place that manages to bring the average age of the members to under 90 years old?

 

[judcole]

Talk about over thinking....

 

[jguss]

It's only you, me and Funkenhouser using this place that manages to bring the average age of the members to under 90 years old?

You must each be about negative 10,000 years old.

 

[BROBS]

Jokes on you guys I’m a 95 year old man with Benjamin Button syndrome.

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

@--dante--
@CoffeeAndBourbon

Why ? ?

That was the wrong one... was supposed to be ?. Fat fingered it like most of my typing

 

[sablebrush52]

Are you suggesting that on the seventh day he goes commando as per usual?

Well, I was assuming Harris owned at least one pair of tighty whities and that 6 more would give him a seven day set. But your suggestion that Harris basically goes around as God made him isn't outside the realm of possibility from what I've observed.

 

[cigrmaster]

Harris,
I don't think you're carrying this far enough. You should dedicate your underwear to a particular pipe and blend combination as well. I realize that you'll have to buy 6 more pairs to have a weekly rotation, but I'm certain that you will come to appreciate the benefits.

I will need to get 7 pairs as I always go commando.

I cannot believe I got over 3 pages with this thread. I would never dedicate a lighter to anything but lighting my pipe. I figured I would start some ridiculous b.s and it worked, some of you guys thought I was serious. I di\o understand why as I am a dedication freak.

 

[sablebrush52]

I use Spanish cedar spills. Every time I buy a new pack I fast and meditate until I know which spill goes with which tobacco. Sometimes it takes days but the catharsis at the end makes it worth the effort.

Yes, but from where to you source your Spanish cedar quills, hmmmmmm?

 

[jguss]

...as God made him.

It’s statements like that that promote the spread of atheism.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Wait, is there like a dresscode in here?

 

[Ahi Ka]

Jokes on you guys I’m a 95 year old man with Benjamin Button syndrome.

Well that explains why you are as cranky as Hoosier and sable